OH MY GOODNESS

I haven't been here since the week before
CHRISTmas....what kind of "host" of this
PITY PARTY am I anyway?

Don't

answer that!
Here is the reason I am back to my
PITY PARTY....although I am in
denial and it really doesn't count because I am absolutely-positively sure

that my scale

is flat busted since it is a year old...I weighed in this morning at
173!...folks that is not a mis-print! I have not been as high as 173 since the last day of October!
I could blame it on...and I will of course
BLAME anyone and anything I can because it
is my
PARTY!
Let's see...oh yeah...
BLAME!
#1 ~My

kidnapper son in law
#2 ~ I made awesome
enchiladas for
CHRISTmas Day and since my kids had so many places to be and Angie went up to her mom's with our knucklehead nephew for two days the day after
CHRISTmas....I was left with a lot of leftovers! Not my fault!!

It just is not right to waste good...and I mean
good! food...especially
my
enchiladas!
#3 ~ See #1
#4 ~ That
freakin' 
four letter word that gets me every single time...as we know...
CHIPS!...ok so that is 5 letters...don't nag me over a lousy "S"...I am in

pain here! We had chips galore for the partying that was going on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day...ruffled....layed....baked....corn....
blue....dipped ~ nacho'd and fried!
#5 ~ Angie allowed me to have beer in the house...OK...truth...she didn't allow it...but I am getting darn good at hiding it!!

Do you have any

how many beers you can hide in a toilet tank? I didn't

think so!
#6 ~ See # 1
#7 ~ My walking miles have slowed down a bit because of work. Again ~
NOT MY FAULT!...I am an old man...it is hard for me to walk after work! Especially when those new recliners Angie and I got each other for Christmas look so inviting!
#8 -10 ~See #1....that should be enough really....
!
Angie and I went to
date night 
last friday. We went to California Pizza Kitchen, we got a 1/2 salad to split...each got our own little personal pizza and each brought home 1/2 for lunch on Saturday...in the
old days I would have skipped the salad...veggies? on
date night 
? Are you kidding me!? I would also have had
0 leftovers in my doggie go home box. Boy have times changed
#11 ~Costco still sells me Tillamook
Angie and I have been able to get our
STAR$$$$ walks in each week...I get my Venti...she gets her tea and scone and the mutts get their water latte. This burns off a few calories on the 3-4 mile trip...depending on if we go through bunny poop

park or around it.
#12 ~Stores still sell me
MGD's
I have been eating my healthy breakfast and lunches. I have been really watching my over-eating at dinner.....forget about the
enchiladas...we established that is not my fault!
#13 ~ I have been having popcorn...no butter...
big bowl...a couple of times a week for the last two weeks...after no snacking for several months....again...
not my fault 
see
#1
Well the BIG GAME of the year in the NFL is on...gotta go...
Help me in my
PITY...
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