Well Alyssa didn't make it into the video machine, I just couldn't wrap my unwilling exercise self to move to something called "Teen Steam"... I'm going to give it to my kids, I'm sure they will connect on some level

I did Richard Simmon's STTO 2 instead. OMG! I almost fainted, he just kept going, I faltered when the floor exercise started, I just didn't have it in me. When I looked on the box after I noticed it said 65 minutes, for pete's sake, I did like 50 minutes of straight out sweating. I thought my arms would ache today but they aren't bothered after all, there was a lot of over the head stuff and arms in this video. I may get the situps and floor stuff in some other time, I doubt that I will ever be able to do this entire video full on. My kids are home on a Pro D day which is when the teachers supposedly take a class of their own somewhere? *bet they are just having a lie in too
Welcome back Mel! We were wondering what happened, awful that you had so many alarms jolting you awake. Were they legit or mischief? Your chicken stew sounds yummy (audible Homer Simpson type mmmm sounds )
Teel-focusing on the scales is just a depression waiting to form, stop now! You are feeding yourself good food for good energy and a healthy heart. Get outside and breathe in all that crisp Autumn air, take the woof and enjoy the beauty of the world

I'm glad you are connecting and talking with Linus, good to have an ear to bend who understands
Linus-next time the neighbours have a party, crash it! Why be annoyed and bothered? Get in there, they owe you a drink

Sounds like you have an excellent watchdog there, you will never be surprised by visitors

Cool that you and Teel are swapping stories and cheering each other up.
Shad-sounds like city life is making you quite the explorer. Is it because the apartment is just too boring and you feel like a tourist? The market guys are going to be trying to hire you if you keep showing up before they set up, that kind of enthusiasm is a hot commodity is the selling world. Big hugs, you will be home again soon and can relax into your graceful routines again.
Rose-what videos have you been getting? Any Antonio Banderas? To do lists, hmm, is that like setting goals? I have no understanding of any of it
Happy-Darling you need a spa day. Take two hours and just pamper the daylights out of yourself. Lounge in a warm tub full of bubbles, push back the cuticles, wrap yourself in a cozy robe, massage lovely scented lotions into your beautiful feet, stroke and caress yourself as you glide your favorite cream all over your body. Make a nice cup of tea, get a magazine and recline in a comfortable chair. You are worth taking care of and the job stuff can just be focused on when you feel like it later, take some time to just be!
It isn't easy but what worthwhile ever was?
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Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous
activities that do not require physical exercise.
Exercise..............................Calories burned per hour
Beating around the bush.....................................75
Jumping to conclusions......................................1 00
Climbing the walls............................................1 50
Swallowing your pride.........................................50
Passing the buck.............................................. ..25
Throwing your weight around
(depending on your weight)...........................50-300
Dragging your heels..........................................100
Pushing your luck.............................................2 50
Making mountains out of molehills......................500
Hitting the nail on the head................................50
Wading through paperwork................................300
Bending over backwards.....................................75
Jumping on the bandwagon...............................200
Balancing the books..........................................25
Running around in circles..................................350
Eating crow.............................................. ......225
Tooting your own horn.......................................25
Climbing the ladder of success..........................750
Pulling out the stops.........................................75
Adding fuel to the fire......................................160
Wrapping it up at the day's end..........................12
To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:
Opening a can of worms ...................................50
Putting your foot in your mouth........................300
Starting the ball rolling.....................................90
Going over the edge.........................................25
Picking up the pieces......................................350
Let's all get out there and burn some calories!
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Rules regarding the Bathroom Scale...how to lie to the scale and get away with it..
Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner... as well as in the morning, without clothes, before breakfast, because it's nice to see how much weight you've lost overnight.
Never weigh yourself with wet hair.
When weighing, remove everything, including glasses. In this case, blurred vision is an asset. Don't forget the earrings, these things can weigh at least a pound.
Use cheap scales only, never the medical kind, because they are always five pounds off...to your advantage.
Always go to the bathroom first.
Stand with arms raised, making pressure on the scale lighter.
Don't eat or drink in the morning until AFTER you've weighed in, completely naked, of course.
Weigh yourself after a haircut, this is good for at least half a pound of hair (hopefully).
Exhale with all your might BEFORE stepping onto the scale (air has to weigh something, right?).
Start out with just one foot on the scale, then holding onto the towel rack in front of you, slowly edge your other foot on and slowly let off of the rack. Admittedly, this takes time, but it's worth it. You will weigh at least two pounds less than if you'd stepped on normally.
REMEMBER - The scales never lie....