Bagzz... brilliant.... Who'd 've thought of Robert Frosting!!!
Perhaps Jonathan Edwards (or whatever the Beyondo guy's name is) can make contact with some eclairs that have passed over to the other side.... Or canolis... or tiramisu?
There once was a woman named Pat,
Who loved carbs so much she got fat:
Pies, Cakes and Fudge
"til she could not even budge,
And all that still fit was her hat........
I can see the painting now.....
(Sorry if anybody's named Pat.
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