Friday Weigh In (Buh, Humbug!)
A POEM.......... (as always)
Twas a few days after Christmas,
When I hit the scale.
You probably heard me,
'cause I started to YELL!
I gained 5 whole pounds!
(How can that be?)
Let me begin......
(It's easy to see!)
I ate larger portions,
of foods I'm allowed.
Then I ate some goodies,
(Of THAT, I'm not proud)
I had a few cookies,
some chocolate too,
But, hey....it is Christmas.
What could I do???
I did not eat potatoes,
rice, pasta or bread......
(But I know that those goodies,
were yummy, instead!)
I toasted with wine,
(But one glass, that was all!)
It's a Christmas Eve tradition,
for me and hubby...(He's a doll!)
Oh, yes and the HAM,
I had slice after slice!
It sure tasted great,
But the bloating ain't nice!
I'm sure I was not bad enough,
to deserve 5 whole pounds!
But, I'll live with the shame,
Until I'm back "down."
So....until next Friday,
I will try to do better.
The "goodies" still surrond me,
nut horns, pepperoni and cheddar!
Perhaps, after New Years,
I will show a loss,
'Cause we still have some parties,
(But, I'LL be the BOSS!)
I will try to partake,
Oh what I'm allowed.
Skip over the "yummies",
Not follow the crowd.
Yes, my butt's a bit bigger,
than it was LAST week,
But, I'm a big girl,
I will not FREAK!!!
So...with you all by my side,
I WILL reach my goal!
(But these holidays,
sure take their TOLL!)
(PS...If anyone manages a LOSS this week......I salute you!)
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