08-03-2011, 10:45 PM
#16
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,102
S/C/G: 229/220/170
Height: 6'0'
Granted, but they will but insist on sleeping in your bed, and you're stuck sleeping in a twin bed with Yo Gabba Gabba sheets.
I wish my car ran on vegetable oil.
Last edited by chickybird; 08-03-2011 at 10:46 PM .
08-03-2011, 10:54 PM
#17
Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 42
S/C/G: 280/See Ticker/170
Height: 5'10"
Granted but the local restaraunt that you work at is siphoning it out of your tank to cut costs
I wish my hubby didn't have to work till 12am tonight.
08-03-2011, 10:58 PM
#18
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Florida
Posts: 198
S/C/G: SW210/CW189/GW115
Height: 5ft
Granted... but since he was rushing to get home to you he got a speeding ticket, and then you fought about it when he got home.
I wish my husband would stop going bald.
Last edited by luckyme0510; 08-03-2011 at 11:00 PM .
Reason: wagfam beat me to the punch!
08-03-2011, 11:04 PM
#19
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,102
S/C/G: 229/220/170
Height: 6'0'
Granted, but his body hair grows so much that it looks like he's wearing a sweater at the beach.
I wish candy bars grew on trees.
08-03-2011, 11:27 PM
#20
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Florida
Posts: 198
S/C/G: SW210/CW189/GW115
Height: 5ft
Granted... but when you went to go pick some one fell from the tree, hit you right in the temple and you croaked.
I wish I was a genius.
08-03-2011, 11:30 PM
#21
Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 42
S/C/G: 280/See Ticker/170
Height: 5'10"
granted but you are a genius in the feild of weed pollination and you use your yard as your testing spots
I wish that my basement was remodeled
08-03-2011, 11:31 PM
#22
NEWB!
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: ______, California
Posts: 192
S/C/G: 215.8/202.8/174 (Army Weight)
Height: 5'10"
Granted, but you are driven insane realizing how corrupt the world is.
I wish I would just work out already!
08-04-2011, 10:42 AM
#23
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 2,559
S/C/G: 337.4/322/155
Height: 5'8
wagfam- granted, your basement was remodeled to look like a dungeon
sarrawrnaomi- granted, but you pulled a muscle
I wish I had a more interesting job
08-04-2011, 03:19 PM
#24
Need to stay motivated!!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ridgecrest, CA
Posts: 214
S/C/G: 202/ticker/130
Height: 5'5"
Granted - you are now a secret agent and travel all over the world, but you can never make any connections with anyone because you will put their life in danger so you are doomed to roam alone...
I wish I could wake up tomorrow at my goal weight.
08-04-2011, 04:07 PM
#25
Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: NC
Posts: 175
S/C/G: 145/131.5/125
Height: 5'3"
Granted - you wake up tomorrow at your goal weight, but all of the scales in the world have mysteriously ran out of batteries!
I wish for a raise at work.
08-04-2011, 04:13 PM
#26
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: USA <3
Posts: 102
S/C/G: 135/128/107
Height: 5ft 2
Granted, your office is now on the 45th floor and all the elevators are broken
I wish I could have the ability to teleport to anywhere in the world.
08-04-2011, 04:32 PM
#27
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Florida
Posts: 198
S/C/G: SW210/CW189/GW115
Height: 5ft
Granted... you teleported to a desert and couldn't teleport out.
I wish I was a good cook.
08-04-2011, 07:28 PM
#28
Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Virginia
Posts: 24
S/C/G: 123/123/113
Height: 5'3"
Granted, but then you eat everything you make and ruin your excellent progress.
I wish butter had negative calories.
08-04-2011, 07:37 PM
#29
Cuddly Veg*n
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Ohio
Posts: 531
S/C/G: 178 (153.8 Recently)/145.2/125
Height: 5'9"
Granted, but it has 200 grams of fat per serving.
I wish my boobs would go back to C cups, haha.
08-05-2011, 10:52 AM
#30
Need to stay motivated!!
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Ridgecrest, CA
Posts: 214
S/C/G: 202/ticker/130
Height: 5'5"
Granted but now they are on your back
I wish money would really grow on trees
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