"You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and ****. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and ****. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... be the first mother****er to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and **** it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy ****ed a Martian once.""
I think that's from Clerks II)
"Listen-- strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government."
Last edited by Apple Cheeks; 03-06-2008 at 07:22 PM.
And Apple Cheeks' is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"Dumb gorgeous people should not be allowed to use literature when competing in the pickup pool. It's like bald people wearing hats... it's deceiving."
"Nature's first green is gold, / Her hardest hue to hold. / Her early leaf's a flower, / But only so an hour. / Then leaf subsides to leaf, / So Eden sank to grief. / So dawn goes down to day, / Nothing gold can stay."
"My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!"
Jaws 3? Oh my....I haven't seen that in ages. (Thank God! )
Men In Black
And I'm reposting this gem :
"My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!"
"I was determined to stay out of them buffalo robes. Three young and healthy women with no man for who knows how long. The very idea kinda shrunk me like a spider on a hot stove."
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