The Pursuit of Happyness

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob."

Bull Durham

"There's no crying in baseball. There's no CRYING in BASEBALL!!!!"

A League of Their Own

"If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously."

Jurassic Park

"That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol"

Steel Magnolia

"That we're all one. That separateness is an illusion, and that I'm one with everyone - with the Prime Minister of England, and my cousin Harry, you and me, the fat kid from 'What's Happening,' the Olsen twins, Natalie Portman, the guy who wrote 'Catcher in the Rye,' Nat King Cole, Carrot Top, Jay-Z, Weird Al Yankovic, Harry Potter, if he existed, the whore on the street corner, your mother. We're all one"

Wedding Crashers


MMmmmmm. Juicyfruit.

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest



"Delbert McClintock, infestation management. Always nice to meet a colleague."

Arachnophobia

"Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man. "

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

Gone with the Wind

I don't know if a lot of people have seen this, but it's one of my favorite movies:

"My glorious prose filtered through the minds of the insane. Who knows, they might improve it."

Quills

"One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just... one shot, to make the difference between happily ever after, and oh, he's just some guy I went to some thing with once."

Hitch

"I WANT MORE LIFE, F***ER!"

lol Blade Runner

"Chance. He was their sweet little dream. He had little hands, little legs, little feet. Little lungs. And in 2008, along came the flu pandemic. And then, by chance, he was gone. You see, Theo's faith lost out to chance. So, why bother if life's going to make its own choices?"

Children of Men

"Alright men, now here's the play we're gonna use. I don't think the guards know this formation. It's called "incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead." Remember, any man you tackle gets an elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth."

The Longest Yard

"Don't call me stupid"