Bonnie & Clyde

"Think about it. A guy could come by, say, Tuesday night, 3 in the morning, dump your trash in one of those 30-gallon plastic sacks. Haul it down to an abandoned lot and bingo! There it is. What a lady eats, how often she shaves. He can even tell a lady's time of the month. Anything you want to know. What kind of lipstick she wears, and used condoms. How often's she gettin' it? Twice a week? Three times? The same guy, different guys?"

Kiss the Girls

"You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions."

Raiders of the Lost Ark

"Everything! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?"

Labyrinth

"You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it, son."

Bruce Almighty

"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?"

Wizard of Oz

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.

Dirty Harry

"Well, when you guys tell her, she's not just finding out about the accident. She's finding out that her life is basically a setup. I think that's what freaks her out the most."

50 First Dates

And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"!

The Waterboy

"It is recognized that you have a funny sense of fun."

One of my favorites: Lawrence of Arabia

"I saw an iceberg once. They were hauling it down to Texas for drinking water. They didn't count on there being an elephant frozen inside. The wooly kind. A mammoth."

Big Fish


"Do you taste like chocolate?"
"I don't know, do you taste like vanilla?"

Corrina Corrina (love that movie!)

"Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you."

Tommy Boy

"[I'd make love to her] Maybe if we were the last two people alive, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?"

10 Things I Hate About You

"I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something."

White Christmas

"I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman," he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing the milkman." And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times."