The Perfect Storm

"You know, I've decided on a title for my book...I think you'll like it. It's very masculine. In Cold Blood...isn't that good?"

Capote

(Also....

"You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and ****. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and ****. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... be the first mother****er to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and **** it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy ****ed a Martian once.""

I think that's from Clerks II)




"Listen-- strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government."

Apple Cheeks' right... it was from Clerks II.

And Apple Cheeks' is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Dumb gorgeous people should not be allowed to use literature when competing in the pickup pool. It's like bald people wearing hats... it's deceiving."

The Broken Hearts Club

"Ditto" ()

There's a lot of movies with "Ditto" in it, but I'll take a shot and say "Ghost"

"June, you're vacuuming in pearls. You know what that does to me!"

I'm sure there are many, but there's really only one that's famous for that line. It's in homage to Patrick Swayze, who is battling pancreatic cancer.

Your quote is from Leave it to Beaver.

A lifetime favorite of mine:

"She's going to become a mother. For your information, there are 514 eggs in that peachy, little sac."

Charlotte's Web

"The tube has been compromised."

"Dirty War" ?? ()




"What kind of a place is this?"
"Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos."

Rocky Horror Picture Show


"Nature's first green is gold, / Her hardest hue to hold. / Her early leaf's a flower, / But only so an hour. / Then leaf subsides to leaf, / So Eden sank to grief. / So dawn goes down to day, / Nothing gold can stay."

The Outsiders




"My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!"

"The tube has been compromised" is from Jaws 3 (excruciatingly painful to watch, even if it does have a young Dennis Quaid).


"Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training."

Jaws 3? Oh my....I haven't seen that in ages. (Thank God! )


Men In Black



And I'm reposting this gem :


"My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!"

Better Off Dead


"I was determined to stay out of them buffalo robes. Three young and healthy women with no man for who knows how long. The very idea kinda shrunk me like a spider on a hot stove."

Little Big Man

"And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper."

Fargo

"Yes, yes. Yes. Without the "oops". Thataway."