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Old 03-18-2009, 06:16 PM   #196  
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OMG that is funny. How can I ever use my vacuum sealer again without THAT visual!?

I think I'll make one for DH just for fun. See what he says. ha!
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Old 03-18-2009, 08:19 PM   #197  
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i am glad that i do not have a vacuum sealer after that bit of info.
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Old 03-18-2009, 09:06 PM   #198  
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Gary, you threw out a beer? How could you?
Still tryin' to figure that one out Allison

Angie is at church teaching yoga...I just got home grabbed a beer (note to self...do not throw away) and am checking in...

anyway...back to condoms....

OH WAIT!! Not necessary here...a little snip-snip went a long way
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Old 03-18-2009, 09:20 PM   #199  
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You can make condoms with them too. Did you know that? I'm the Martha Stewart of Eastern Ontario.
Good grief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a man alive could have written that sentence; no way no how, LOL.


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Old 03-18-2009, 09:21 PM   #200  
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Old 03-18-2009, 09:39 PM   #201  
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OMG!! Natasha Richardson died. Unbelievable.
 
Old 03-18-2009, 09:49 PM   #202  
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Condoms... we are talking about condoms!


NOT!


But it sure is quite a change of subject from moldy muffins to sucking air out of packages... to C. O. N. D. O. M. S.

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Old 03-19-2009, 09:25 AM   #203  
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Condoms... we are talking about condoms!
Good grief. First the Pope talks about them, then this board.

Is there no place for a distinguished Victorian Gentleman to cavort with refined Ladies?

[And why did't I get a wake up call? Is Her Highness on holiday?]
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:25 PM   #204  
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Refined ladies... on this thread... not a chance.
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:04 PM   #205  
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Refined ladies... on this thread... not a chance.
Hey...speak for yourself! lol
I much rather think of myself as alittle rough around the edges.
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:40 PM   #206  
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Yes, it is I, the finest of fine refined ladies. You may all call me Madam Refined. Go ahead.
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Old 03-19-2009, 06:31 PM   #207  
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Hey, who the **** do you think you're calling a lady.
 
Old 03-19-2009, 06:45 PM   #208  
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A few years ago I was branch manager of a Credit Union. One of the members camie in one day and proudly said" I bought a condom in Santa Cruz." It was all I could do to keep a straight face until he left; of course he meant to say he bought a condo .

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A few years ago I was branch manager of a Credit Union. One of the members camie in one day and proudly said" I bought a condom in Santa Cruz." It was all I could do to keep a straight face until he left; of course he meant to say he bought a condo .
LOL

Reminds me of the tale of the two eight year old boys.

One says, "I found a condom on the veranda."

Other one replies, "What's a veranda?"
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:27 PM   #210  
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Oh My goodness Bargoo, I'd of had to of bitten my tongue... really hard. Of course tears would be trailing down my face too. Snicker, snicker, snort, snort.
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