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Old 03-19-2009, 09:17 PM   #211  
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Q : When should you use a condom?
A: At every conceivable occasion.
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:03 PM   #212  
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Hey, who the **** do you think you're calling a lady.
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:17 PM   #213  
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Which condom would you use....

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:18 PM   #214  
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Old 03-20-2009, 12:20 AM   #215  
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A few years ago I was branch manager of a Credit Union. One of the members camie in one day and proudly said" I bought a condom in Santa Cruz." It was all I could do to keep a straight face until he left; of course he meant to say he bought a condo .
Well, my mom related this tidbit to me....

Back before I was born(Yeah, before the dinosaurs went extinct, STFU Bill!!!), Mom had to get some condoms after being treated for an STD(VD back then) that BioDad had given her(yet somehow convinced her she gave him although she never cheated...can you spell G.U.L.L.I.B.L.E.) Soooooo, she went to the pharmacist(couldn't just get them off the shelves in the early '60s) and asked him for condiments. Um, you want some ketchup on the side, Ma'am?

Gosh, I'm just so glad we had Sex Ed by the time I went to school(Yeah, just after the rise of Neanderthal Man, you STFU too, EZ!!).
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Old 03-20-2009, 06:41 AM   #216  
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How on earth did we get on the subject of condoms? ROFLOLPIMP

Good morning and Happy SPRING!
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When the Sky Dome in Toronto was being built there was some debate about naming it after our illustrious hockey innovator Conn Smythe. However the name Conn Dome just never gained popularity.
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When the Sky Dome in Toronto was being built there was some debate about naming it after our illustrious hockey innovator Conn Smythe. However the name Conn Dome just never gained popularity.
LOL!!
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Old 03-20-2009, 02:31 PM   #219  
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Oh, that'd so be a good name for the dome, Susan. LOL!!!

TGIF everyone!!! TGIF!!!
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Old 03-20-2009, 03:25 PM   #220  
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Too funny, SusanB. I hadn't heard that one! Too bad they didn't go ahead anyhow.
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Old 03-20-2009, 03:55 PM   #221  
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(just catching up on the last couple days-you all just crack me up!)
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Old 03-20-2009, 04:57 PM   #223  
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Laughs have been needed today! Sometimes I really need to bite my lip when I do this MOD thing. Starting a post with "Listen, a$$hole....." is not acceptable.

Anyhow I have a nice weekend ahead of me with lunch out tomorrow and a Thai cooking class on Sunday so HAPPY WEEKEND to all and to all a single malt to start the festivities - except in Utah, of course.
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NO, Ruth.. someone started a post like that. I must of missed that one. Stooopitt people.

Oh, your weekend sounds fun. Have fun at lunch and your Thai class sounds delish. Not that I could make any type of Thai recipe myself, but it should would be fun learning.

Cheers to that malt!
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Old 03-20-2009, 06:51 PM   #225  
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Ruth, I'm going to have to find where you are a mod. It sounds like an entertaining post!!
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