OMG that is funny. How can I ever use my vacuum sealer again without THAT visual!?

I think I'll make one for DH just for fun. See what he says. ha!

i am glad that i do not have a vacuum sealer after that bit of info.

Still tryin' to figure that one out Allison

Angie is at church teaching yoga...I just got home grabbed a beer (note to self...do not throw away) and am checking in...

anyway...back to condoms....

OH WAIT!! Not necessary here...a little snip-snip went a long way

Good grief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a man alive could have written that sentence; no way no how, LOL.


[Involuntarily finds his legs crossing.]

... 300 to go.


Maybe by the fourth of July?

OMG!! Natasha Richardson died. Unbelievable.

Condoms... we are talking about condoms!


NOT!


But it sure is quite a change of subject from moldy muffins to sucking air out of packages... to C. O. N. D. O. M. S.

Good grief. First the Pope talks about them, then this board.

Is there no place for a distinguished Victorian Gentleman to cavort with refined Ladies?

[And why did't I get a wake up call? Is Her Highness on holiday?]

Refined ladies... on this thread... not a chance.

Hey...speak for yourself! lol
I much rather think of myself as alittle rough around the edges.

Yes, it is I, the finest of fine refined ladies. You may all call me Madam Refined. Go ahead.

Hey, who the **** do you think you're calling a lady.

A few years ago I was branch manager of a Credit Union. One of the members camie in one day and proudly said" I bought a condom in Santa Cruz." It was all I could do to keep a straight face until he left; of course he meant to say he bought a condo .

LOL

Reminds me of the tale of the two eight year old boys.

One says, "I found a condom on the veranda."

Other one replies, "What's a veranda?"

Oh My goodness Bargoo, I'd of had to of bitten my tongue... really hard. Of course tears would be trailing down my face too. Snicker, snicker, snort, snort.