I want to check out that site, I tried learning Spanish by watching the Spanish News, They just talked too fast for me. The best I can do is order a meal in a Mexican Restaurant.

Good tip, Operator, I want to learn Italian since I go there for vacation at least once a year. (September, yeay)
off to work. Blech

Dropping in for a quick HELLO! Hope everyone is enjoying the last few weeks of summer. We are doing well. I've been maintaining my weight! Ahhh! what a feeling. Well just a quick stop in. Hope all of you are doing well.

Good evening, everyone! I see you've all been having too much fun without me.....and Operator is back to her old tricks and giving EZ a hard time!

It's a tought job but somebody's got to do it, and Operator is up to the task.

Well excuuuuuuuse me....

I was watching a Andy Griffith marathon....

And I'm watching a Don Knotts Biography.

I want my FREAKIN' MONEY, EZ!!!

I gave it to Goober

That's it! I'm getting my bullet outta my pocket now!

don't shoot your eye out

Good Morning!
Had a rough few weeks but hubbys work has settled in to a bit of a routine, kids are done running around to different camps and I have a fast growing cataract that I have been pouting about. Within the last 2 weeks my right eye has become like fog on the car window. Did some research, waiting for specialist appt. But pouting no more. And EZ I really want to shoot this eye out! Its being a pain in the BUTT. Yep I did catch up on the non themed posts LOL.

OMG, Peary and Julia!!! Welcome back to the looney bin. Where the **** have y'all been?

Looks like the freaks are getting back in the groove here ~ sorry for the eye issue Julia....good to see you and Peary....

Lemon Squeeze

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate
love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons
into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

EZ!!

EZ I heard that joke before .........except she was directed to do something else with the lemon juice ...........