This can be very funny and alot of fun

In one, two or three sentences, lets write a story.

One day while I was surfing the web, I came across ............

a site that advertised furry birdcages. I knew that Leenie was looking for...

one to put in her yard next to that great big blow up bunny. But I noticed...

that the birdcage was covered with faux-rat-fur, and I KNEW that Leeni wound NEVER....

keep that stuff washed and cleaned, so I decided to look for a ...

wash or dry clean birdcage to put in the bathroom at Leenies mother's house. Her mother loves skunks so I thought I'd find one for her, but.....

I could not find one fancy enough because her Mothers bathroom is very elegant and..............................

All of the cages I found were too cute and fuzzy to be elegant! I did find something wonderful for myself, though--it was a .........

magic mirror and when you looked at your reflection you would see....

what you'll look like in twenty years! Oy vey! I decided not to look since I didn't want to give myself a heart attack. Instead, I bought a huge bottle of.....

Bath & Body Works Cotton Blossom Bubble Bath. As soon as I got it, I ran a great big bubble bath and got in. Just as I was relaxing, there was a knock on the door, it was ...

....my neighbour's dog Ralph, a black lab, standing on his hind legs. He was dressed in a navy blue business suit, spectacles on the end of his black nose, with a black brief case in one hand.... He said to me, as I stood there with a bathtowel wrapped around my dripping wet body: "I'm terribly sorry to have disturbed you but...........................

I smell a burning carrot cake coming from your kitchen. Lanaii1's eyes grew bigger than that dog's head. Forgetting herself she ran to the kitchen dropping the towel on the floor causing Ralph to .................

pee pee with joy! Of course, he made a mess of his clothes so he went home for his Superman's costume! When he returned he found Cathy at Lanaii1's door selling Avon products. He needed some.......