to get the split between their teeth fixed and a years supply of deodorant, runners up get a case of chewin tobacco and a quarter to call some one who cares.

Cathy said wait a minute girlies before any of you put one foot into that ring, you must.........

weigh in. All the girls looked around terribely frightened to let all those goodlooking cowboys know how much they weighed one Donna with her bag of M&M's stepped up to the scale and said, "for all that deoderant........

"I'd be willing to do ANYthing!" What a nice surprise Donna got when she stepped on the scales and realized that they were magical scales that would weigh everyone in at his/her ideal weight!! After everyone realized this secret they all.....

ran as quickly as they could to find a waitress. Everyone ordered huge steaks, chili cheese fries, and the biggest brewskies the place had. Once they'd finished eating Ardie ripped off the loadest longest belch and a new contest was on. Lovnmom took a deep breath leaned back and.......

expelled enough air to blow the windows out of the place. The air was green tinged and everyone quickly left the building. The fire trucks drove up with sirens going, scaring the......

Pee pee out of Cheryl, who was used to such loud--and green--bodily expulsions (thanks to her loving fiance and brother) and knew that something REALLY had to be going on for Lovnmom to have made the fire dept. react so quickly. Well, turns out that in addition to eating all of the above-mentioned foods, Lovnmom had also......

drank three pichers of margaritas and had driven by the firestation flashing her......

Gorgeous smile Turns out, the fire squad was chasing her down because she was so beautiful that they all wanted to find out if she was single so they could compete for her affection. Unfortunately, Lovnmom and her buddies didn't know that this was what was on the fire fighters' minds and......

before the firefighters had a chance to tell them what they wanted, the ladies from 3FC's surrounded them, forced them to gather in a big fire-fighter group and tied them all together with their water hose! Luckily, one of the men was finally able to get what they wanted across to the ladies and......

there out of the blue and bullying her way to the front of the line was Tippy and her magic crock pot. Alas I am here she yelled while waving her magic wooden spoon, I am here to cast a spell on each and everyone of you. With her magic spoon she said a few words "abra-chilli, and buffalo wings ca-dabra" you will all .....................