horse who loved to eat his owners Doc Martens. The horse ate well over ten pairs of shoes. His owner was at the end of his rope when he ate his favorite purple pair.
The shoes were not comfortable at all. So he went to the outlet mall and bought new purple Doc Martens. On the way home he decided to hide them from the horse. But when he found a good hiding place.......
Go to the local pub and drink an entire bottle of the house red wine. The next day, he awoke in the midst of a throbbing headache to find that his horse....
has escaped from his stall and was gallopping madly across the meadow toward the neighbor's comely mare. In his haste to leave, the horse had left only the following unusual letters scratched into the manure pile with one hoof: O-O-M-P-H............
Oh yes !! The horse had found his OOMPH and now he was going to spread his joy with that lovely little mare. As he galloped over the horse thought "Oh No, what about my breath", eating those used Doc Marten's perhaps was not such a good idea. So he...
nibbled on some grass hoping that it would take the bad breath away. The more he nibbled the more hungrier he got. He finally realised he shouldn't be eating Doc Marten's. He should be eating grass. Was it too late or could he....
stand the withdrawl of no more boot licking ???? As he was sitting there wallowing in his own, a pretty filly walked up to him wearing pink doc martins. Well howdeeeee she said with a sparkle in her eye, my name is .............
StarPrincess - why don't you harness me and take me for a ride? Wow a talking filly, thought the horse.....how amazing is that...so he got on the phone and called David Letterman and said....
Hey Davy, smile because I finally found a filly I'm going to take for a ride and I'm headed strait for that split between your teeth Realizing he had dialed the wrong telephone number he tried again, low and behold ..........
someone answered the phone, "Hello, Thank you for contacting the Boston Glue Factory, All of our lines are currently busy and we appreciate your call, for your convience the number you have called from is being traced, so please hang up and one of our agents will get in touch with you as soon as possible, Thank you"
"OH NO" horse cried! "What have I done? Have I sealed my own fate?"
Just then...
Lets Write A Story ..... (game)
Realizing he had dialed the wrong telephone number he tried again, low and behold ..........
