smelled so wonderful that all the "lady" doggies in the neighborhood wanted to take him out to dinner. Well, his owner thought differently and Ralph was put in his kennel. Cathy meanwhile was ......
the farm to pick a few bushells of cabbage to make her famous coleslaw. But while she was at the farm she noticed a few ranch hands that looked like they needed help plowing the fields. Since Cathy's been lifting weights she said to herself........
put on her bib overalls and clod hopper shoes and went to the fields. This was an Amish farm so she took the reins of the horse drawn plow and proceeded to get the fields plowed and ready to seed. Cathy got a bit tired and thirsty though so she....
looked for a cow. A skinny cow, because low fat milk is better. When she had her fill she actually hooked the cow up to the plow. What a surprise when the cow turned to her and said ....
Mooo! (What did you expect, the Gettysburg Address, maybe???? Cathy quickly got tired of walking behind the cow since cow are notorious for leaving someting behind, so she hopped the fence and looked for a quiet place to take a nap. Lo and behold, there was Suzanne doing Leenies hair in..........
A trowl.......... what in the world were they doing, well Leenie wanted more highlights and on the farm thats the best way to do it. Little did she know she wasn't only getting highlights she was also ..............
.... getting a pedicure and manicure, sitting in a lounge chair... She was getting ready for the Easter family gettogether. Where her long lost husband was coming back to visit. She was making herself perdy because she wanted him to stay longer than just a visit because...........
she was really looking to hook him up with DonnaD since she had a fettish for men who's knuckles dragged on the ground and hairy backs. After a lovely dinner of pork rinds and dip, they all got together around the bathtub and sang.........
"oh where oh where can our little pig be, oh where oh where can he be, Oh where Oh were can our little pig be, he's in the tub next to leenie" (after all she did get all perdied up) At that moment they all decided it was time to.....
have desert.....me first, me first! yelled Tippy as she pushed down Cathy to get to the green jello mold. Cin was starting to get a little worried because 5 minutes had gone by and Tippy hadn't come up for any air, but the rest of us were quite used to seeing this sort of thing, after all we all belong to the "Hold Your Breath Desert Club."
because low fat milk is better. When she had her fill she actually hooked the cow 
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