flipping a coin to see who would get to wear the pumps. The Mel-look-alike won so they went off to buy some fish net hose. Meanwhile Ardie was busily crocheting a....

bright teal blue bowling ball bag. He wants to make sure that everyone knows his is the classiest best cared for ball in town. Donna notices his talent and invites him to share some M+M's but Ardie replies he can't because.......

M&M's stunt your growth.

Oh the night was young and so were they, just sitting there laughing and having a good time when Lovnmom was feeling her oats and decided she was gonna feed ol Mel/aka/Donald all the green M&Ms she could dig out of the bag...........

(Ardie is a girl!)

....... she is ????????? ........

Smart ***!

Jealous!

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But THEEENNNNN......... Tippi and Leenie came into the bowling alley, having such a heated discussion about which was best--an *** that's smart or one that will pull a cart without hee-hawing all over the place, that everyone in their vicinity..........

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and when every one seen them two coming they ran for the hills because two Leo's in the same bowling alley was D A N G E R !!! So the two got their bikini's on and got into the mud pit where they were going to wrestle for the title of "Queen of Farts" ...... In this corner weighing in at lbs is TIPPY aka CRUSHER !!!! and her aponent LEENIE aka SEXY MAMA in the other corner weighing in at lbs.

Most folks put their money on The Crusher because.............

everone had heard that SEXY MAMA had lost a bout with the UNCLE WILL IN INDIANA last month. Anyway, Sexy Mama's bikini was made out of melted M & M's and the heat of the lights were making her pretty slippery. The Crusher tried to grag her ...........

and she slipped away right out of the ring and into Ardies lap where she was heard squealing, "Oh my gosh Ardie, your a woman".......

YOU REALLY ARE ??? .... what kind of perfume are you wearing btw ? so the two of them got up and headed out for a burger and fries. Lovnmom just shook her head and said hey ladies, do you mind if I join you, maybe I could learn a thing or two about mud wrestling? Ardie said sure you can join us but don't stick your hands anywhere near my face when I'm eating because you might lose your fingers ......

When they got to the burger joint Lovnmom noticed DonnaD and Cheryl sitting in the corner booth..........

flirting madly with two good looking dudes from the rodeo that was in town. They both wanted to try riding the bulls but were a bit unexperienced. Leenie suggested that they get some practice at "The Chug-A-Lug Bar and Grill" which has a mechanical bull. Ardie wanted to go home and put some clothing on but Leenie.......

had a fresh bag of M&M's and a blow dryer and was ready to suit up and start all over again. In the meantime Donna & Cheryl, who hadn't told anyone about their previous mud wrestling championships, decided to challenge Leenie and and Tippy to a tag team match. The winners get.....