New here but lurked for awhile, but I would like to get in on this
I want to stay fat...
because I love trying to convince the girl behind the counter of the tanning salon, to let me go a extra 20 minutes in a tan bed so I can tan BOTH sides of my body. and then I love laying there the whole time thinking " I wonder just HOW strong IS that plexi-glass covering those bulbs
????
I want to stay fat
because I love the fact that I have my own set of BEACH towels when I get out of the shower, and my family has to be satisfied with their tiny BATH towels.
and finally, I love getting my *** stuck at the top of the slide at the park when my 4 year old daughter insists I slide with her.