I love being a pillow to children, husbands, and small animals

ok, here goes........

I want to stay fat because.....

1. I love the red ring around my stomach. Kind of devides me in half so I know where the lower part starts.

2. I love not being able to see if I need a "trim" or not

3. I love the way my stomach kind of hangs to the side when I lay on my side in bed.

4. I love not being able to walk up the stairs without knee pain. I mean come on....taking the elevator is just the easy way out.

Therapy aint got nothin on me!

ROR!!!@"a trim"

She's talking about toenails, right?

i want to stay fat because i like guys telling me how hot my friends are.

I want to stay fat because it gives me something to hide the real me behind.

I like to be fat because trying to find clothes to fit me is like a treasure hunt!

I love it when my mom says in that patronizing tone "now, do you really need to eat that??"
"you have sucha a pretty face" "oh those pants are...uhm... slimming" and then in the next breath she wants you to go to Helen Bernhards Bakery with her!

I loooooooove being fat espeicially when all the stick thin people say "i need to loose weight"...makes you feel 40 times larger than you are. isnt that the greatest feeling?

I love looking at pictures and your mom says "Oh! look how skinny you used to be!" (thanks mom!)

I love being fat cause I get a whole bus seat to myself, because i take up 1.5 seats!

I love being fat because I love when people watch me eat

I love being fat because my underwear slips below my belly and im constantly having to pull it up.

yaaaay for being fat

I want to stay fat because.....

* I love bringing myself to the verge of passing out when I bend over to tie my shoe!

* I find great challenge in squeezing through tight places or going through turnstalls at the mall

* I like the too close for comfort feeling when I'm working my way into a booth at a resturant.

* I love to dance and once I start moving I can stop but my body still flaps around with the beat.

* Oh yes I love the sound of my stomach slapping as I try to run!!!

I want to stay fat because.....

I love being the biggest person in my family.....even though I'm the youngest (bet it makes all my stick thin sisters feel REAL good about themselves--except THEY'RE the ones that say "I need to lose weight". WHERE???)

I love having grown up having my mom always having ME as her diet buddy.

I love growing up to have my sisters always telling me I needed to lose weight.

I love going to my parents for Christmas only to have my dad tell me "You've gained quite a bit of weight haven't you? You're getting fat" (Bite me)

I always loved it when my dad gave me updates on my ability to get married. "If you don't gain too much more weight, you should be able to get married no problem." "I think you need to lose 5lbs before you'll be able to get someone to marry you."

I love believing that everyone, absolutely everyone, is thinking negative things about my weight. Love that, paranoid delusions are the best! yeah!

OMG are you serious???? Your dad actually did that? I would have kicked him!

Honestly, he thought he was being helpful. Dad's really bad with words.

I am glad I am not the only one with a parent not good with words!!