watch out... i have some good ones!
i love being fat because when someone lays on you, they say how comfortable you are
i love being fat because society looks down on us and they just cant see why we just cant lose the weight
i love being fat because there needs to always be a fat family member
i love being fat because your arm can substitute as a pillow
i love being fat because it takes double the time to shave your legs
i love being fat because its so fun being seen in the same outfit you wore yesterday
i love being fat because i love hearing my skinny sister say that people are noticing that she is losing weight
i love being fat because its so fun when people say, "wow, where did you get that skirt! its so cute!" and ou just want to run for your life because, of course, they are skinny and you cant bear to tell them, "oh, lane bryant"
i love being fat because the best compliment is, "you have such a pretty face"
i love being fat because my sisters always say, "gosh, if you were skinny......"
i love being fat because getting on that scale at the doctors isnt humilitating one bit!
i love being fat because you are expected to be single and alone
i love being fat because you know what everyone is thinking when you dont order the garden salad
i love being fat because skinny girls always wonder why you wont go to the beach with them
i love being fat because all my hard earned money goes to weight watchers