Attack of the 50-foot Lesbians! Terrorizing Los Angeles! Stomping New York City! Running amok in Chicago! Leaving stunned and horrified straight women everywhere... Doc Martens the size of yachts! Rainbow beads that would dwarf the Golden Gate Bridge! Everywhere you LOOK, they are advancing... with that LOOK in their eyes!
Um... Sorry, just had to get that Godzilla ATTACKS! scene out of my head...
But I agree with you Star, unwanted attention is just that. Bleck.