Granted, but they are dentures.

I wish someone would clean my house.

Granted! But the cleaners were from the state pen!
They LITERALLY cleaned you out!

I wish I could find the magic formula to get me out of this 3 month plateau!

Granted, but you won't be losing weight, you're pregnant.

I wish my dog would stop shedding.

{{FAINTS}} I wouldn't need to lose any in this case, I'd be DEAD! :rofl:

I wish my dog would stop shedding.

One shed-less K9 coming up, but wouldn't you know it, poor Fido has the mange! EWWE!!!

I wish I could run my race scheduled for tomorrow night, instead of being stuck at home in misery with TOM!

Granted, no misery and no race since you are pregnant and you won't be getting TOM:D

I wish summer wasn't over.

Granted...but it's 105 degrees for 365 days in a row.

I wish I had a PT Cruiser!

~~~~~~~~~~
Donna
from
East TN

One PT Cruiser coming right up! Neon Green, Double the cost, and a lemon to boot--the air doesn't work and the windows don't go down in that 105 degree heat!

I wish our dayshift head nurse would find a job on another unit--preferably on one I would never ever work on!

I probably shouldn't grant your wish after you granted mine....but I couldn't help myself!

Granted. The head nurse is transferred to a Psyc Ward. And you are NOT working there. You've been committed there. Now she has full charge over you.

I wish I could wake up in the morning with a perfectly clean house (and I was not the one to do it)

:faint:
That was :devil: ish!
:lol:

Granted, but perfectly clean gets taken to extremes and all your furniture is gone too.

I wish that I'll do well on my psych test on Tuesday.

Granted, but you fail all the rest of the tests and the final exam..."F"
(I'm sure you'll do great on Tuesday though):D

I wish I had more energy today.

granted but its energy wattage for your lightbulbs

i wish i had a pefect size 10 figure

Granted, but all the weight went to your feet. Now you can't move.

I wish I had a a new transmission for my car.

Granted, but it is sitting in your driveway and you are going to have to install it yourself.

I wish my sick son at college had some of my homemade chicken soup.

but he is not really sick he is skippimg classes today

My neighbor mowed my lawn without asking