granted, but he also mowed your garden and chopped down your trees.
I wish I had a new dishwasher. |
Granted, but you bought the new dishwasher because the old one leaked all over the kitchen and ruined the floor, which now has to be replaced.
I wish I didn't have to give this speech today. |
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I wish my family could all get along. |
Granted, but you must all live together in a 2 room house without air conditioning in the middle of the mohave desert and hold hands while singing Cumbayah together 2 hours every night.
I wish I had a personal chef. |
Granted, but he cooks liver and onions for every single meal.
I wish my brother's dog would hurry up and be potty-trained! |
Granted, but the dog gets loose and runs away and you never see it again.
I wish I could go on vacation |
Granted, but it rains the whole time.
I wish I will pass my exam on Thursday. |
Granted. You don't just pass you get a 100.
But because the rest of the class flunked, no one will talk to you anymore (and the teacher things you cheated) I wish my husband would stop snoring! |
Granted... but now he has uncontrollable flatulence all night long!
I wish my husband would clean the bathroom. |
Granted but he only cleaned it 'cause all his buddies were coming over and they completely trashed your house.
I wish I could eat my weight in Chinese food without ever gaining a pound |
Granted. You didn't gain a pound! You gained 20!!
I wish that we make $500 in our garage sale next weekend! |
Granted, but they bought the whole garage for $500 and took it away. Now you have to park outside.
I wish I had new carpeting. |
Granted, but your new carpeting is on Change4Life's driveway and has a car parked on it.
I wish my Christmas shopping was done. |
Granted, but the mpg on your car would decrease as well.
I wish that it was November 21st already! |
Granted!:D It's November 21st today!
I wish I had a spare bedroom for my Holiday guests. |
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