(lol @ hows your japanese xD)

granted, but you get severely ill as soon as you retire, and have to use every penny you own on treatments.


i wish i could get a part-time job within biking distance of my house.

Granted, but the ride there is a hill so steep you have to get off and walk!

I wish my entire wardrobe would shrink with me as I lose weight.

granted, but they shrink faster than you do so they're always 2 sizes too small.

i wish coffee creamer had no calories

Granted, but taking out the calories makes it spoil. So, it all tastes like sour milk. eww
(I eat low carb and have heavy whipping cream in my coffee every morning. I don't count calories, (just carbs) and HWC has hardly any carbs)

I wish I could find a job I loved and would pay me generously

Granted, but you have to do 7 days a week because that's why they call it "work".

I wish I had a toilet made of gold.

Granted, but you are miserably constipated and spend all your days sitting on it.

I wish I had a luxury yacht.

Granted! But it doesn't work during the summer, spring, or fall, and it doesn't float on water, only sand XD

I wish I was a main actress on Game of Thrones :D

Granted! :D But you have to film the entire thing with a yellow sticky note stuck on your forehead. :D

I wiiish... that I wasn't afraid of spiders! xD

Granted but now your afraid of clowns

I wish i had a car with Ac.

Granted, but your car's AC blows so cold that you get frostbite, yikes.

I wish that my Ebay purchase would arrive at my house, sooner!

Granted- it will get here this afternoon, but it will be smashed/ripped to pieces.

I wish that I will get this job I'm interviewing for!

Granted but your boss turns out to be a miserable person to work for!

I wish I got a scholarship that would pay all my school and living costs through grad school

Granted-but the education ends up a waste because you can't get hired in your field, and end up as a doggy pooper scooper

I wish for a better phone:dizzy: