Granted but it's 16 in dog years so you are now 112.
I wish I had become a marine biologist. |
Granted, but you get laid off and get evicted. (uggh, sorry, it's on my mind).
I wish that mini-pie I wanted hadn't been 350 calories. |
Granted, it is 3,500 calories.
I wish that I never had to work again. |
Granted, you got fired and permanently blackballed from all future employment by your last employer.
I wish my teenage kids could figure out how to replace the toilet paper. |
Granted, but they did with the pink perfumed kind that grandma used to use and everyone knows that stuff sticks to everything!
I wish I had a personal trainer. |
Granted, but he is personally training you on washing out public toilets.
I wish I was at the Tiger's opening game today. |
Granted, but you are sitting in the stands naked.
I wish I could run super fast. |
Granted, but you needed bionic legs to do so and during your first run there was a huge downpour and they rusted up so you can't use them anymore.
I wish the housework could do itself. |
Granted but the housework decided to evict you for not doing a good enough job.
I wish it was warmer today. |
Granted. You find yourself in the middle of the Sahara with nary an oasis in sight.
I wish I didn't have to go to school (to work) today. |
Granted, you no longer have to work Mondays, but you have to work every Saturday and Sunday.
I wish my daughter wasn't looking at colleges 1000 miles from home. |
Granted, she has decided to live at home for the rest of her life rent free and job free.
I wish I had a new bike. |
Granted, it's a top of the line 10" bike for a 3 year old with training wheels included. (You probably won't need the training wheels ;-)
I wish my laundry was done, folded and put away. |
Granted your laundry is all done and put away,, To bad you left the red lipstick in your pocket now it's all over everything.
I wish I had a new puppy!! |
Granted: But, your puppy is really a 120lb Great Dane that will pee lakes in your house everyday for the next 10 years.
I wish my husband was home from the war. |
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