Granted but they brought three large dogs with them and stayed 4 months

I wish I had a new car..

Granted, but its alternator dies two miles away from the dealership.

I wish that I'll do well on my finals next week.

Granted. But there was someone who passed a copy of the test around prior to the Finals. Teacher found out. Now you have 15 page Term Paper due in 2 days instead.

I wish my house was completely decorated for Christmas.

Very creative corruption there! 0o That would SUCK.

Granted, but a single Christmas light burns out, causing the whole chain to go and you can't figure out which one it is.

I wish Thursdays moved faster.

GRANTED!
Thursday is over and done with! But just as quickly as it went away, it took Friday, Saturday, and Sunday with it, bringing you a slowly-creeping MONDAY!
(I :love: Monday's) :lol:

I wish the holidays had come at any other time than the present. I am SO stinking close to ridding myself of this dang plateau!

Granted now they come every Thursday

I wish I had more income

I wish I had more income

POOF! Granted...
But now your car breaks down and you need a new one.
So much for the "more income"!

I wish it would snow just once this winter (or Spring!)

Granted! But it was the biggest snowstorm of the season and now you can't leave your house for weeks until the thaw...

I wish I had a sailboat.

Granted. But it's so big the police won't allow you to transport it on the roads and so has to stay on your driveway.

I wish I wasn't so pale and freckly!

Granted. But the spray on tan is permanent and you are tinted orange.



I wish got the job I want as a College Professor.

Granted but it's for a prison college program and you have to live "on campus" during the weekdays.

I wish I owned a house on the beach in Malibu...

Granted...

Here is your new house on the beach at Malibou...

http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/...each_house.jpg

Well, you never said what size!!

I wish my taxes were done, and there was a HUGE refund check on the way!

Granted... the check is HUGE...actually 3 feet by 8 feet , but it is only for $1.00

I wish my paperwork was organized and filed.

Granted, paperwork has been shredded neatly and placed in file 13.

I wish I had a Porsche.

Granted, a banged up Porsche is being delivered from your local junkyard.

I wish I could live my life over beginning at 16.