You got it! But with the economic crisis there, you've lost your life savings when your new Greek-owned bank goes kerplunk.
I wish I had pretty fingernails. |
Granted! But your all your keratin is redirected to your fingernails to keep them shiny and pretty so all your hair falls out and now you're bald with no eyebrows.
I wish I could hit my goal weight by next month. |
You do, but then your metabolism became so low that you would have to live on 500 calories a day for the rest of your life to keep your weight from skyrocketing higher than before... Good luck on that one!!
I wish I could own my own house. |
Granted, but it turns out to be the home that inspired the movie The Poltergeist and the spirits are angrier than ever.
I wish my dog was obedient. |
Granted! Too bad he only obeys commands he hears on TV.
I wish I could own my own sucessful company. |
Poof! Granted! But it's a 1-900 phone sex company and you're the sole owner/operator.
I wanna win the next Powerball lottery! |
You win! Unfortunately your accountant runs off with the entire thing right afterward!
I wish my hair was longer. |
Granted, but it's the hair in your ears.
I wish I actually enjoyed exercise. |
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I wish my back would stop hurting :( |
Granted!
But now you are so flexible your only option for employment is to join the circus. I wish... all my wishes could come true. |
granted, but because you can now make wishes come true, you must become a genie to make others wishes come true. Welcome to your new magic lamp...is it a bit cramped in there?
I wish my cholesterol was lower |
Granted! But now you are on a severe low fat diet limiting your fat to 5 grams per day.
I wish i could get thin eating chocolate cake |
you can eat all the chocolate cake you want for the rest of your life without gaining so much as an ounce, but you're allergic to chocolate.
i wish i had a wallet that gave me unlimited money whenever i need it. |
Granted, but your wallet charges you a 25% interest fee every time you take an amount out.
I wish I could win the lottery and quit my job. |
Granted, but you lose all of your money in a year due to a bad investment and your company won't hire you back.
i wish i had a magic box, about the size of a cigar box, and anything i put inside of it will duplicate overnight. |
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