I wish I had any boobs at all - I feel a bit cheated that even though I'm a big lass I still only just have B cups and when I ever lose weight thats the first place it goes from... its not fair!!!!!
I too would love sexy underwear that actually fits and I can breath whilst wearing!
I'd love to queue up on a rollercoaster without worrying I will be told to get off as the bar doesnt fit over my stomach.
I'd love to get a full back tatoo without worrying i'll put on weight and the stretch marks would ruin it and make me look like a gothic zebra.
I'd love to wear a top which showed a glimpse of my tummy without pulling it down and panicking that anyone saw!
I'd love to be able to participate in piggy back races with my friends and not have to be the one doing the carrying!
One day I will do it... I'll get a back tatoo whilst having a piggy back, whilst wearing sexy underwear and queuing for a roller coaster showing my hips of to the world all at the same time!!!! (What a strange day that will be
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