Miss Cowpeachia needs 2 names so she can vote twice on everything. Hmph. And you call me weird.
I vote for PoolGoddess. Come on, a little wishful thinking can't hurt.
I forgot kids could still be in school, Lush. How come your school year is longer than ours?
Your lists are very colorful, always a treat to read. You are definitely not the only one around here who needs housework handholding. Some of us just aren't trying, though... When I feel the need to post a list I usually send it to System Goddess, if you can believe it. Fortunately that urge doesn't come very often.
If you really want to know, a lasagna garden looks just like this post: you construct a fertile garden bed without digging up anything by layering materials on top of a newspaper layer. "Brown" materials such as peat moss, dried leaves, wood ash which provide carbon, alternating with "green" materials such as grass clippings, compost, barn waste which provide I don't know nutrients or whatever. When you have a foot or so, you just stick some plants in and pray.
Now, aren't you glad you asked?
Hi PainterWoman, welcome to the barn. Good luck on the roof. This is my dh's philosophy -- don't take the insurance money for the ceiling that fell down and the leaking roof, because then your insurance rates will go up. Um, why are we paying for it at all?
I have to sort stuff for a yardsale my MIL is having. DD is raising money for music camp. I think she might make more money if she just puts out a hat and plays the guitar.
Kiwi (this is the newspaper layer)

now lets's discuss Cow-pain-in-the-arsia's rules----- we know exactly why people join us and then leave!!!! we have been considered rude [especially SOME of us]--- and we appear to be okay with the "Bite Me" school of thinking HOWEVER!!!!!! the real reason-------we can't take criticism----if you notice,we don't actually criticize each other [at least those of us who have survived these last four or five years we have been posting together] we are very sarcastic but we know whereof we speak------ we really do like new people's fresh thoughts and we welcome YOU and YOURS!!!!!--------- my rules are-----don't tell Cowpern that her son can drive the freeway,don't tell Kiwi to change her linoleum,don't tell any of us we are too old to have kids,don't tell sugar to marry the butcher or his wife,don't tell cherry that it's okay for strangers to let her children ride dirtbikes,don't tell wabby that cosmetic surgery is no fun,don't tell lush that she can't have doritos,cheesesteaks or gyros or that "oatmeal" is not a colour; and don't tell me that all canadians are trying to start wars with americans and we are all sick with sars and our cows are mad ---------- I AGREE THAT WE HAVE TO MANY RULES AND IF YOU AGREE,YOU MAY ARGUE ANY AND ALL RULES WITH QUEEN COWPORN [OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS]----JUST DON'T ASK HER WHERE HER OTHER GREEN SHOE IS--------------------- I THINK I AM DONE--------------FEEL FREE TO EDIT ME

O H I FERGOT-----------LUSH'S NEW NAME IS UP FOR DISCUSSION---------------I PICK-------------COWPORKIA

I go off and spend a couple hours with the butcher and come back to THIS? ROTFLM(big fat)AO! You cows are too funny. If I had known that I'm at the top of the heirarchy, I would have been much meaner to y'all (or is that yous?)

Too hot to do anything today. No A/C anywhere. House is a tip. I may have to bow to FlyBag again.

Lasagne Garden sounds like a very orderly compost heap, which I suppose it is, in a way. Kiwi, you're such a go girl! Send us all vegetables.

[COLOR=deeppink]Well of course everyone knows cosmetic surgery is fun!!! What other reason would I keep doing it? It's less painful than losing weight by the conventional method.

Lush, I don't think I can handle another name change. And even though it may have no significance for you, it does for me. At the risk of being schmaltzy here, I just have a really hard time thinking of any of you with other names. Even your real names. I think you should all go down to the DMV and do a legal name change to your 3fc names so that I don't feel so silly sending you emails with goofy names.

Painterwoman! you are one brave woman. I have a hard time keeping up with these cows. So hang on. They'll have yer brain spinnin. [/COLOR=deeppink]

why won't this darn color tag work???

I SAW WHERE IT WAS PAUL MC CARTNEY'S BIRTHDAY AND I KNEW IT WAS ONE OF OUR BIRTHDAYSSSSSSSSSSS----------------ALZHEIMERS PREVENTED THE FLOW OF INFORMATION---------------------- HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINK PRANCING LUSHCOW!!!!!!!!!! by the way,you are older than me right??? your thighs have reached all the way to the maritimes

I had to clean because I am holding the end of school blow out. Naturally all these teenagers are behaving wonderfully, but I'd have liked them all better had they cleaned the house for themselves.
Sissy, you are so mean. I guess I understand your blind envy. I'm still relatively young. My house is full of teenagers who would not DREAM of going on to an interstate. AND...it's my birthday.
I'm off to celebrate.
L

Wow. You must be even older'n me.

Happy Birthday, lovely miss Lush.

Goodness, I almost missed it!! Hope you're having fun at the "pool" party.

It was nice of all those teenagers to come over for your birthday!

Kiwi

HAPPY BELATED, LUSHBAT!!!!!

I went to the dentist. I can't talk now.

I went to WW's yesterday. I'm up to 14 pounds off. This is kind of like watching paint dry, huh?

Ok Lush, I'm sorry. You probably aren't as old as me. But yer catchin' up.