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too, Kiwi. Quit passing it on.
On April 11th it will be 23 years since DD arrived on the scene. No wonder you have such a cute little figure, Peaches. I had to go through 9 months of stretch marks and several hours of painful childbirth. I wish someone would have told me about dollar stores back then.
Don't fix the oven, Sugar Pie, it's a good excuse for take out. I'm so sick of cooking meals and being responsible for buying groceries I could

The worst part is thinking up something to cook. I'm fresh out of ideas. DH has gained about 10 pounds since he quit smoking in January, and he wants me to cook low calorie stuff, but I forget how. Did I tell you my DD hasn't smoked in 6 weeks?? My house smells so good now.
Bunco is at my house on Saturday night. I'm feeling overwhelmed. I have no time to clean the house and do all the hostessy things you need to do before allowing 11 women in the door.