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  •   #46  
    Lush's AvatarLush , 02-26-2003 11:18 AM
    Thanks for sharing.
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    Bagzz's AvatarBagzz , 02-26-2003 11:21 AM
    no problem
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    Lush's AvatarLush , 02-26-2003 01:26 PM
    I'm not too happy with performance around here. It's one-thirty. I'll do another list...but only if you guys come to visit.
    1. bag it from this post to G*d's ears
    2. take a shower I feel wonderful after spending all morning considering productivity a shower felt great
    3. get dressed I'm all in blue
    4.do hair and makeup lipstick, too
    5. crate dog she's away
    6. go get nails done. I get a silk wrap to keep the polish on...grooming is everything.....
    7. Stop at Sears to see if they have one of those steam machines...friend MA swears by it.
    8. pick up ds11 from art class
    9. stop at butcher to get dinner
    10.pick up dd at play practice
    bye
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    Kiwonk's AvatarKiwonk , 02-26-2003 02:28 PM
    Quote:
    Originally posted by SugP
    I suppose all of you have made careful lists of your freezer's contents enabling you to plan meals one month ahead?
    Hahahahaha You're such a clown, Sugar.
    Quote:

    What's your favourite dog, Kiwi?
    See that picture by my name? That's my favorite--Belgian Sheepdogs -- I have millions of URLs, but here's a cute one . Schnoodles are awfully cute too -- especially if you name them Fred and Barney.

    My name is Kiwi and I am a God Awful Bore. Thank you.

    G.A.B. Kiwi
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    Kiwonk's AvatarKiwonk , 02-26-2003 02:30 PM
    I'd like a silk wrap -- can I get one big enough for all of me?
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    Bagzz's AvatarBagzz , 02-26-2003 02:37 PM
    WHAT is a silk wrap and is it like a weiner wrap? i want a serious description of a silk wrap as my nails are a mess----everything is a mess and i can't do anything until i am warm again---it is -20 and windy
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    Lush's AvatarLush , 02-26-2003 02:37 PM
    I am so ashamed of this...not the silk wrap, the fact that I've been snooping around 3fc and found another group. They are called Alternachicks and they have a groups called, "Pigs Anonymous" I haven't read it yet, but it struck me funny. Oops...son's home. gotta go...HI kiwi....thanks for sharing.
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    Kiwonk's AvatarKiwonk , 02-26-2003 02:50 PM
    traitor!!
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    SugP's AvatarSugP , 02-26-2003 05:11 PM
    Quote:
    Originally posted by Lush
    ...I've been snooping around 3fc and found another group. They are called Alternachicks and they have a groups called, "Pigs Anonymous"
    I bet they make fun of us (who wouldn't?) I'll go check.

    Should we start doing Bore of the Day? Might be hard to pick a winner. I can see you all yawning as you read this.
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    Lush's AvatarLush , 02-26-2003 05:40 PM
    I demand to be bore of the day. I posted two lists and droned on about my nails.
    Did any of you apathetic wimps call your senator?
    I have sons, you know.
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    Bagzz's AvatarBagzz , 02-26-2003 05:45 PM
    i still don't know why you wrap silkworms around your nails,Queen Bore-ticia.
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    Kiwonk's AvatarKiwonk , 02-26-2003 07:08 PM
    Presenting::::::
    Bore of the Day

    With the power vested in me by the State of Utter Disorganization, I hereby crown
    Luscious E Lushbottom
    Bore of the Day, with all the priviledges and responsibilities that go with the title.

    In your honor, I'm going to tell you what unbelievably boring task I did today: I covered the bottom and part of the sides of a large cardboard box with clear plastic tape and put a sign on it that says "PLASTIC MILK BOTTLES"

    And to be even more boring, I'll tell you why I did this mind-numbingly boring thing -- a couple of weeks ago, on recycling day, someone stole 2 of my swell recycling containers -- a     teal plastic crate and a royal blue small and rather cute garbage can, which I used to use for dog poop until doggie expired. I hope whoever swiped it takes it indoors and finds out it stinks.

    Top that for boring, oh of boredom

    Kiwi
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    Lush's AvatarLush , 02-26-2003 09:25 PM
    What kind of person goes around stealing other people's trash/poop recepticles? This is what excess snow and cold does to people.
    As my first royal act, I demand the heads of all these people.
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    Lush's AvatarLush , 02-26-2003 09:26 PM
    Why would the people at Pigs Anonymous laugh at us? We aren't weird.
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    SugP's AvatarSugP , 02-27-2003 04:17 AM
    No, we're not weird, just boring. I went and had a look - they talk about what they ate. Not diet food. Normal food. Very entertaining.

    I need to clean the house today so 7 large boys can come over and mess it up again tomorrow.

    My boring life: A few days ago I turned my antiperspirant stick up a fraction of an inch too high and a huge chunk fell off the top. Then I tried to make those sausage pancake thingies again in the sandwich maker but there was too much batter and it started splooshing out the sides like a squishy beige waterfall. Yuk. Managed to save the sausages, though.

    Can you tell I ate three bowls of Sugar Frosted Chocolate Bombs for breakfast? Someone will have to scrape me off the ceiling later.

    Only the lowest of the low steal plastic recycling containers. I mean, how stupid. Maybe they liked the colours. Hope they decide to keep their socks in the stinky one.
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