[HarpoChicoGroucho]

Originally Posted by viksmom

M*A*S*H (my fav I have the whole box set every episode)



"I told you to leave or die, you refused now you may have killed us all."

I have the whole box set too! I bought the original movie before I bought the box set, only to find out that the box set included the movie! It's my FAVORITE show.

Here's the most current quote, I don't know it:

Originally Posted by Hat Trick

"In my line of work you have to learn how to lie with remarkable precision. You also have to know how to recognize a lie when it bites you in the ***... and I have just been bitten."

[viksmom]

Originally Posted by Hat Trick

The Princess Bride


"In my line of work you have to learn how to lie with remarkable precision. You also have to know how to recognize a lie when it bites you in the ***... and I have just been bitten."

Juggernaut


"dont worry we're gonna have you turned back in to your old self in no time flat. We're gonna go in here together we'er gonna sit down and we're gonna finish that game. No matter what.... Suddenly I feel right at home."

[Hat Trick]

Jumanji


"The only thing that moves here is the light, but it changes everything."

[murphmitch]

The Others


Isn't there some religion where you just say I marry you, three times, and then you're man and wife.

[viksmom]

Cold montain


"I just wanted to have some fun before I died!"

[Hat Trick]

Fight Club?

"Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation i which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong."

[ANOther]

Lilo & Stitch

"I'm tapped out, Marv. American Express got a hit man lookin' for me"

[murphmitch]

Wall Street


"The wind opens the sea."
"God opens the sea with a blast of his nostrils."

[megasinger]

The Ten Commandments

"Come on, Benny. Man. The kid is a... L, 7, Weenie!"

[viksmom]

Originally Posted by viksmom

Cold montain


"I just wanted to have some fun before I died!"

This was Rock hound in Armagedon

[viksmom]

The current quotes answer is The Sandlot



"We named the dog Indie"

[murphmitch]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade


"Don't you "In a minute, Momma" me! Get off your fat little @$$ or I'll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly g** damn it! And don't burn the toast!"

[Hat Trick]

Just watched this the other night -- The Ten Commandments

"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."

[HarpoChicoGroucho]

Wow, Moses told Ramses to get off his little fat ***?! And get him some grape jelly? I must have missed that scene . . . A funny mix-up!

Anne's quote is from Throw Momma from the Train.

Hat Trick's quote is from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

My mom recommended this one:

"I am sick of your foul language, your crude behavior and your sluttish manner. There are certain things a decent woman keeps private, and only a filthy slut would have done this and those who stood by and encouraged her are just as bad. I don't care who's responsible - you're all to blame. Now, I am going to leave this room for five minutes by which time that disgusting object had better be removed and the windows opened to clear away the stench. If you must play these filthy games, do them in your homes, and not in my classroom!"

[ANOther]

To Sir With Love

"Whooee! A man with a record!"