Life or Something Like It

"If I give you one more face lift you're going to be able to blink your lips!"

First Wives Club - I love that movie!

"Hey Terrorist... terrorize this!"

team america!

oh I need to post one, okay....um......

I'll think about it tommorrow, after all, tommorrow is another day!

Gone with the Wind



"All right then, run, lady, and you keep on running. Buy yourself a bus ticket and disappear. Change your name, dye your hair, get lost - and then maybe, just maybe, you're gonna be safe from me."


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Long Hot Summer

"Im the most dangerous man in this prison, ya know why? Because I control the underwear"

American History X


On my first day of law school, my professor says two things. First was; "From this day forward, when your mother tells you she loves you - get a second opinion."

Primal Fear



"Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror."

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Flash Gordon

The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the **** they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino

You've Got Mail

"Self defense is not murder. You have a divine animal right to protect your life and the life of your offspring."

Enough

Aren't you ever gonna stop deluding yourself, hmm? Handling Max? Behaving like some ludicrous little underage femme fatale? You're... you're about as fatale as an afterdinner mint!

Cabaret



"First you told me he was gonna be ******ed, then you told me he was gonna be blind AND deaf. If I'd dug his grave every time one of you geniuses told me he was gonna die, I'd be eating f***ing chop suey in China by now!"

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Mask


Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.

Little Miss Sunshine


"There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in the mouth!"

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Smokey and the Bandit

"When they ask me what I liked best, I'll say it was you."