Granted! Cold fusion energy technology exists, but it has been used by the evil people to take over the world!! (Yeah, I couldn't think of anything better, lol)
Location: A beautiful and peaceful place in the woods
Posts: 8,905
S/C/G: Stuck/Working on it/Good 2 Go
Height: Fun Size
mind if I jump in? I was just zipping by and caught this thread. What a creative bunch you are!
poof! You don't have to go grocery shopping because your jaw's been wired shut after major dental surgery and the only thing you can "eat" is milk shakes that give you an ice cream headache every time you have one.
Well, at least YOUR wish has been granted--You're young and cute again!! Isn't reincarnation great? You're now a 4-week-old basset hound puppy! (can't get any cuter than that!)
I wish my computer would stay on-line all the time and never have server disconnections!
Poof! You can sleep all you want. Unfortunately, you're slothfulness has caused other problems. The laundry pile is mountainous, there are no clean dishes, the fridge is empty, and your family is screaming at you.
Ok, you're not cold anymore. In fact, you are sweating on a deserted island in the South Pacific. Unfortunately the only food on the island is in the form of that wild boar that is charging at you.
Unfortunately (for you and THEM) no expectant mothers delivered in the WHOLE MONTH you were off--now they're all having babies at the same time!! And guess who's got to be there for all of them?????
I wish I really Felt like going to the gym everyday.
Surprise! You feel like going to the gym every day - sadly those other people (and you know the ones) also are compelled to go every day with you... hello thing hanging out of sweatpants and naked toe nail clipping in the locker room!
I wish that I didn't have to take the bus every day.
Location: A beautiful and peaceful place in the woods
Posts: 8,905
S/C/G: Stuck/Working on it/Good 2 Go
Height: Fun Size
Don't like taking the bus? Done.
Now you have to DRIVE the bus. And listen to all the cranky people and unjam the fare box and negotiate all those crazy, impatient drivers who suddenly pull in front of the bus to make right hand turns.
Poof, your hair is think and shiny. Unfortunately, it's also orange-red and super curly. It's so thick, it sticks out all over, like a giant afro, and you can't do a thing with it. You look like carrot-top.
I wish my SO would get a job (man, do I ever wish this...it's been two years of him hanging around the house).
And listen to all the cranky people and unjam the fare box and negotiate all those crazy, impatient drivers who suddenly pull in front of the bus to make right hand turns. 
