[MaWhit]

Your SO gets a job, but he's doing medical testing on kittens and has to relocate to Siberia.

I wish my cats would stop having out-of-litterbox accidents.

[4myloves]

Me, too!!!!

[Siena1383]

Your cats no longer have out-of-litterbox accidents, because they've learned to use your toilet. (This can be taught, btw.) So now your toilet seat is charmingly decorated in little pawprints...

I wish it would snow here.

[ennay]

poof you are snowed in. for 8 days with your most annoying relative.

I wish my kids would nap at the same time.

[jules1216]

Poof...your kids nap at the same time for a whole 2 hours in the afternoon and are up the other 22 hours a day!!

I wish I would get a raise at work....

[EZMONEY]

Ok Jules ~ I Grant You A Raise At Work ~ You Now Do Your Job Sitting On A 10 Ft. Ladder

I Wish My Dogs Didn't Love My Slippers And Shoes So Much!

[midwife]

Ok: Poof! Your dogs don't go after your socks and slippers anymore but they have destroyed all of your underwear and have chewed out the seat of all your pants. Your only option is to wear a bathrobe to the store to buy new drawers.

I wish I had a BMW convertible.

[lizziness]

Poof! The Beemer is yours... but so is the monthly payment and the crippling balloon payment at the end.

I wish I wasn't stuck home sick.

[EZMONEY]

Awww Lizzi ~ Ma Sent Your Favorite Chicken Soup Fed Ex! Now No More "home" Sick....but Back To Work Girl!!

Wish I Had That Bathrobe Midwife Wished Me!!

[thintowin]

Poof * you have the bathrobe. But it's the only thing you can wear for the next year!

I wish that I wasn't so sore from working out.

[happy2bme]

Poof - wish granted! Sitting in your new jacuzzi has soothed away those painful muscles. It was so comfy that you dozed for a while and didn't notice that the tub leaked, now your bath and bed rooms are flooded.

I wish I could go back in time to relive some of my most favorite memories.

[lizziness]

Granted, of course you do realize that you must relive your least favorite memories as well.

I wish my folks still lived near me (seriously, the bill to fedex that chicken soup from overseas would be astronomical)

[ennay]

poof..your folks live near you...very near you. the next room as a matter of fact, oh and they brought back a new "younger brother" who's not quite caught on to the concept of personal hygiene

I wish I could teleport

[tweetyandme]

Your wish is granted.........you can teleport.............but in doing so you will teleport to the wrong place, and be stuck there forever.


I wish..................that i will marry my fiance' this year and always be happily married to him forever!

[thintowin]

Poof* you are married and will be happily married forever.... but your new husband will always leave the toilet seat up and his dirty clothes all over the floor!

I wish that it was 5pm already so I can go home!