Practical cold fusion energy technology finally exists, but within a week several large meteors hit the earth, effectively wiping out the human race.

I wish my job paid more.

LOL..yeah, those darn men...

Granted! Cold fusion energy technology exists, but it has been used by the evil people to take over the world!! (Yeah, I couldn't think of anything better, lol)

I wish I could go to walk on the moon.

oops, we posted at the same time! lol

poof your job pays more...but you are expected to work 90 hour weeks

poof you go walk on the moon but it is sent flying into orbit when that meteor hits the earth

I wish I didnt have to go grocery shopping

mind if I jump in? I was just zipping by and caught this thread. What a creative bunch you are!

poof! You don't have to go grocery shopping because your jaw's been wired shut after major dental surgery and the only thing you can "eat" is milk shakes that give you an ice cream headache every time you have one.

I wish I was young and cute again...

Ahhhh, don't we all.....

Well, at least YOUR wish has been granted--You're young and cute again!! Isn't reincarnation great? You're now a 4-week-old basset hound puppy! (can't get any cuter than that!)

I wish my computer would stay on-line all the time and never have server disconnections!

Your computer connection is now perfect - however your husband is now addicted to World of Warcraft and you can't get online to do anything anymore!

and directly related to that.. i wish MY husband wasn't addicted to world of warcraft. *LOL*

Granted. Your husband is no longer addicted to World of Warcraft...he has now found a NEW love--PS3!

I wish I didn't have to get up early in the morning.

Poof! You can sleep all you want. Unfortunately, you're slothfulness has caused other problems. The laundry pile is mountainous, there are no clean dishes, the fridge is empty, and your family is screaming at you.

I wish I weren't so hungry right now!

Alinell, OK - good news - you arent hungry anymore bad news - the low calorie bread you ate your healthy sandwich on was moldy.

I wish I wan't so cold right now.

Is this the right way to play this? LOL

Ok, you're not cold anymore. In fact, you are sweating on a deserted island in the South Pacific. Unfortunately the only food on the island is in the form of that wild boar that is charging at you.

I wish for a month-long vacation from work.

Wish granted!!

Unfortunately (for you and THEM) no expectant mothers delivered in the WHOLE MONTH you were off--now they're all having babies at the same time!! And guess who's got to be there for all of them?????


I wish I really Felt like going to the gym everyday.

Surprise! You feel like going to the gym every day - sadly those other people (and you know the ones) also are compelled to go every day with you... hello thing hanging out of sweatpants and naked toe nail clipping in the locker room!

I wish that I didn't have to take the bus every day.

Don't like taking the bus? Done.

Now you have to DRIVE the bus. And listen to all the cranky people and unjam the fare box and negotiate all those crazy, impatient drivers who suddenly pull in front of the bus to make right hand turns.

I wish my hair was thick and shiny.

Poof, your hair is think and shiny. Unfortunately, it's also orange-red and super curly. It's so thick, it sticks out all over, like a giant afro, and you can't do a thing with it. You look like carrot-top.

I wish my SO would get a job (man, do I ever wish this...it's been two years of him hanging around the house).