Okay chickies, let's go to a happy place
(What the frig, why is there no football smiley?
, I guess I can find some things that relate to football.
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Kristen, DO NOT GO NEAR THAT DAIRY QUEEN, DO NOT GO NEAR THAT DAIRY QUEEN! He's retiring as the best ever, might as well go out on top. If you're going to mourn, at least sit shiva with deep fried turkey.
Okay, I'm way too delirious, then again my Giant championship t-shirt wall was supposed to come down 3 weeks ago and it's still up. Store manager, himself a die-hard fan, asked if I was leaving it up simply to annoy the **** out of every Jet fan shopping in store.