OMG, this is my husband and it is killing me!! I was going to write a nearly identical letter!

Dear Facebook,
Please stop posting ads like "Lose 40lbs in 10 days Without Dieting" to my feed. They either tick me off, discourage me, or make me feel like a loser (in a bad way) for taking over a year to lose the weight I have.
Signed,
Not a Fan of Dr. Oz

P.S. Why do many of your pictures feature a fit woman doing something in an upside-down pose? Seriously, even if I reach Victoria's Secret Supermodel thinness, I have no desire to go hang out at a playground and hang upside down on the equipment.

Dear boy,
You'll be here in a little over a week. I'm sure you're not fretting a bit but my nerves are taking over. When you're here, if you want this to go somewhere, show it. I feel like I'm being obvious and have even told you how big a deal some of the things I've told you have been.
Signed,
Letting you make the next move.

Dear sister,
I'm glad you got such a great coupon buy! But next time take your $.03 chips ahoy cookies to work or your boyfriends house. They're delicious but I don't need them.
Signed,
Someone who can't eat whatever they want

Dear Kelly,
Stop feeling like you're not worth it. You're worth everything good that life is trying to throw you right now. Quit trying to self sabatoge and get back on track.
Signed,
You ARE worth it!

I LOVE this thread!

Dear Five-Year Old Son,

I send you to bed at 8:00 for a REASON! It should not be my problem if you CHOOSE to lay awake and talk (to who I have NO IDEA). When it is time to get up for school, you SHOULD be happy and eager to meet the day! However, since you stay awake until 10:00, it becomes my problem and I am the bad mommy. Seriously, I love you, but GO TO SLEEP!!

Love,

Your exhausted mommy

Dear Husband,

I know you work hard, too. It would be great if you could man-up and discipline your son ONCE so I am not always the bad guy. I love you, but if you ever want more kids, you need to rethink this habit you have.

Signed,

The mean mommy

**Bump** I love this thread :)

Dear Bank,

Why is it, that when I write a check or use my debit card, you take the money out of my account instantaneously, but if I deposit a check it takes a week and a half to be available? This does not make sense to me and is causing a whole lot of undue stress during a week when I do not need anymore added undue stress.

Signed with deep frustration,
Your very angry customer.

Dear Husband,

Okay..... When you parents passed away within three months of each other and you turned to Magic the Gathering to stop your mind from focusing on your grief, I was perfectly okay to help fund your new obsession. And while I know you will never be over this tragic and horrible turn of events in your life, we no longer have the funds to continue to support your very expensive hobby. Please stop and please find another outlet for your pain. I have been here for you and will continue to be here for you until God decrees otherwise.

Love you so much,
Your concerned wife.

Dear Parents,

Please grow up. You have been divorced now for 8 years. I should not have to avoid speaking about one of you to the other every single time we see each other. I know you both still love each other and are too stubborn to admit it, and while I do not expect you to EVER get back together, you are supposed to be grown adults. Please start acting like it. I'm going to soon have your grand baby and I do not want to explain to him/her why his grandparents are being jack***** to each other. You loved each other enough to create me and give me an awesome childhood, so please respect me and at least pretend to get along every now and then for my peace of mind even if you go home and stab your voodoo dolls after its over.

Love you both so very much,
Your annoyed daughter.

Just saw this thread now (thanks for bumping it, mygirlvj).

AWSOME thread... love all the posts. :)

Dear potential employer,

I understand that you're busy and have a ton of things to do, but please don't leave me hanging so long after each interview! I need a job desperately and waiting for so long after each round is killing me. Tell me I'm through to the next round, tell me I've been rejected, tell me anything but don't leave me in suspense for so long.

Love,
Wasting away at home on parents' money and feeling like ****

Dear waistline,

Please, please let go of the water. I promise I'll be good from now on.

Sincerely,
Woman Who Misses Her Sexy Body

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Dear GlamourGirl,

you ARE superwoman.

love,

dcap

Dear Husband,

I love you so much..you are my one and only. Umm..can you say no to me the next time I ask for a treat or want a chocolate bar?? Cause its going to make me feel sick and I'm too weak to say no to myself. Oh..and can you stop buying ice cream and junk food for yourself?? And could you stop eating so damn fast..it makes me eat fast just watching you.

Love, your weak willed wife


Dear, stupid "I'm better then everyone" douche bag!!

Seriously!!! Leave me alone and stop yoing to every single place I am..I'm trying to live my life without you in it and without your drama tuat follows you everywhere. Oh and by the way..grow the **** up!!! Your 42 and you need to stop living off of the kindness and geneosity of others.Go get a job!

Sincerely, I wish we never met


Dear baby girl

Mommy loves you but mommy isn't perfect. Mommy is in counselling and struggling to deal with her crap so she can be the best parent you can have. I know living with Nana and Grandpa is hard right now but its temporary. Mommy needs this right now so that when we see each other in a month or two..I will be better, happier and healthier and able to love you to the moon and back. Please know that even though you wernt planned..you were not a mistake and you were alwaye wanted! I love you

Love, your imperfect mom trying to get help

Porthardygurl :hug: I hope the counseling helps and your family can all be together again soon. Wishing you all the best.

Dear Mom,

It hurts to see you given up on yourself. I know your various medical issues have been debilitating and baffling to every doctor you've seen, but I hate to see you go down without a fight. You act like you're 90 and you aren't even 60 yet!

I know you don't want to hear it so I try not to say anything- it's your life, after all. I just want to see you happy and active again instead of hiding away in the house using food and online shopping to comfort yourself. I love you so much.

Your concerned daughter

While some of these letters are funny, I just want to say to those that are very serious....please know that you have my thoughts and prayers to have strength and peace of mind to continue healing!

Dear Dad,
 

I forgive you for the verbal and physical abuse during my childhood and all through my teens. It has taken me many years to understand your alcohol addiction. Our household was always in a state of disruption when you were stateside. I guess what took me so long to forgive is that you never sought help and I did not understand why you would not. Now I have a better understanding of substance abuse.