[dutchgirl]

oooh shingles! OUCH OUCHY OUCH OUCH!
Had them in my teens and they HURT.
and that was before things like Acyclovir, all they gave me was some aspirin which did absolutely nothing.
Glad to hear your little boy wasn't too bothered and that Acyclovir helped him. Can't stand to see a little kiddy in pain.

[bargoo]

Statistics show that by the age of seventy there are five women for every man. Isn't that a bad time for those odds ?

[PearFreak]

Howdy all... Happy Thursday.

How about some silliness for you all...

How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."


Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.





[Sorry Gary and Bill, they just had to be told. No harm meant for you.. well unless...]

[EZMONEY]

Originally Posted by bargoo

Statistics show that by the age of seventy there are five women for every man. Isn't that a bad time for those odds ?

Any age men are out numbered 5-1 can't be good!

Originally Posted by PearFreak

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What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."[/B][/I][/SIZE]

Not true PEARY....it's "YES DEAR"

[PearFreak]

I guess that could be true Gary. But the other should be used quite as often. LOL!

[Karen31]

Good Morning!! Well, it is SPRINGTIME in the ROCKIES!!!! We have about a foot of snow right now and it is supposed to continue snowing through tomorrow!

[alinnell]

Dang I'm glad I moved to So Cal! I just don't "do" snow any more!

[Slashnl]

Lucky for me, my side of the state is snow-free.
Hang in there, Karen! I'm so over the white stuff!

[dutchgirl]

these are a contribution from my BF

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ..'

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed.
The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies,
'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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[mrsaugie]

i have nothing to ad right now so i am sharing my nice weather (finally)

[PearFreak]

Great jokes dutchgirl.

We had a lovely day here too. Thank goodness Winter is gone and Spring has FINALLY arrived. Whew-whoooooo!!!!

[Karen31]

Still snowing here!!!

[Hattie22]

Hi all

My neck/shoulder problem took a turn for the worse. I now have a pinched nerve from a bone spur in my neck. I am trying physical therapy but may have to have surgery. LOT'S OF PAIN!

I miss this thread and all of your wonderful humor! I will try to get back as much as I can but I have limited time at the computer.

Goddess: Even the pencil in the mouth hurts to type. LOL

[BillBlueEyes]

Ouch Hattie - Sorry to hear about the pinched nerve.

Sending supportive thoughts that physical therapy works for you.

[EZMONEY]

Ouch HATTIE I hope you fell better real soon...we miss you!

BILL I see you and I both have missed the abuse here..."WE'RE BAAAAACK!"

KAREN sending blankets...K-razy weather you are having...just think...if I didn't owe on taxes which I sent last week I might have been there in Longmont for my god daughter's son's first B-Day today.

PEARY our weather here has been great...but then that's nothing new.

ALLISON open the windows and listen to all that music this week-end! The Killers are there today.

mrsaugie thanks for sharing the weather!...we got it!

DUTCHGIRL LOVE!!! the jokes!!!!!!!!

COLORADO D sorry 'bout the game last night for you... for me ...how's Little League?

RUTH trip going well I hope

RONNI ~ BARGOO ~ JULIA...always a pleasure to see your posts!!!