I heard girl after girl call out from the dressing room "I can't wear this! It's so short! My butt is hanging out!"
While I was out today, I saw a "slutty pioneer woman" costume....think Little House on the Prairie with a 2 inch skirt. If that isn't a complete oxymoron, I don't know what is.
I seem to remember when I was younger, there were a lot of creative options for store-bought costumes...now, it's "slutty _______" or nothing.
Your homemade costume sounds better than anything you would have found in stores
I hope this isn't partisan, but you could always do-up your hair, put on a pair of specs and be Sarah Palin ... ::ducks and runs::
My husband and I had considered being Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter and boyfriend, but figured it was a bit obscure for the masses of drunkards that will be out that night.
Guess I'm lucky to live in WY/UT. I've always been able to find the ankle length "Lady of the Manor" type dresses beside the "Slutty (insert everything)". It's not just that these are 2 of the most conservative states in the nation, but Halloween is traditionally the first blizzard of the year, so we don't want to freeze our butts off.
A few years ago I spent the extra money and got one of the nicer ones for like $30(it was $60 before Halloween). I can wear it over and over again since I just wear it, a cape and make up for handing out candy. Still gives out a good boob shot though.
Oh yeah, this year I found a half mask with black feathers on one half and white feathers on the other half to save me time on wearing and cleaning off makeup.
Last edited by Operator265; 10-24-2008 at 06:25 PM.
Where did you look for costumes at?? I've been finding nothing but awesome non slutty ones. Although, I do love the slutty ones..I even bought one (but it was from Fredricks of Hollywood..and I only plan on wearing it in the bedroom, lol). I did buy a really awesome costume this year though!!!
Last edited by Shopaholic1204; 10-24-2008 at 08:30 PM.
I am still :rotfl over the thought of the slutty candy corn, slutty Little House on the Prairie :rotfl
but will be totally honest and admit that, now that I have more self-confidence (and husband's approval ,) I made my own "Hot School Mistress" outfit for a costume party (adults only) with items from a thrift store.
Last edited by VermontMom; 10-24-2008 at 09:11 PM.
,) I made my own "Hot School Mistress" outfit for a costume party (adults only) with items from a thrift store.
