Umm, ya, Bill, it's purty derned likely to be a UPS type package I'll be seeing considering, yep, you guessed the company.

Is that the company Doug Hefernen works for?...If you see him tell him I say hi....ooohh! and Carrie is hot!

No!! He doesn't. At least from what I understand. UPS doesn't let it's name go out easily. Even on The Drew Carrey Show, Lewis may wear a brown uniform, but it doesn't actually say UPS. They're freakin' weird about that stuff. I was even told if I found "browns" in a second hand store to buy them and they would give me double to triple what I paid to protect "The Brand". Although, it is true that with that uniform and a clipboard, you can get into almost any building in the world without much question.

I love UPS! The cute guy always flirts with me when he comes. Do you have to flirt, Operator?

Holy smokes! The sun just came out so the Delta Maple Syrup Festival will have one day without pouring rain. I'm off to cook sausages and pancakes for nine and the sun will bring in more people.

Yep...Doug proudly wears the color olive green of the IPS....

Anyway it's good to see you off the streets OPERATORNOMORE...that new guy still around?

RUTH can I get sausage with those pancakes?...I just love a little maple syrup on my sausage...

Ruth, it is my breakfast time, you are making my mouth water....no panckakes and maple syrup or sausage for me this AM , and most AM's actually.

Well, I am not even a sausage and pancake fan...but you guys are making me hungry!

My nephew does the night UPS thing...good benefits...he uses those vs his full time job! And he says at Christmas time there are Harry and David boxes everywhere!

Enjoy your Sunday everyone!!

Someone needs to wake OPERATORNOMORE for work....

Not on the weekends, babycakes!!!

I have a slight burn on my tummy from leaning against the darn grills cooking yesterday. I wish I worked so I could call in and have a sick day!

Owie, Ruth! You are such a hard worker! :hug:

Ruth we have you covered...you have officially called in sick! Put your feet up, go back to bed, have a RUTH DAY!
:cp: :dancer: :twirly::lucky: :cheer2:

Speaking of pancakes...

http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/06/b..._or_bliss.html

I'm on my second can.

Great for lazy meals with little cleanup! :lol:

Darn, now I'm hungry. Lunch time! :carrot:

Speechless? Yes, they are pretty awesome. :lol: Just kidding.

Oh would I just love to be this smiley right now: :beach:
Think I might just do that this weekend, but with a lot more cloth. ;)

375! Y'all are slowin' down! Can't we kill this sucker before Mother's Day?

:p

:?: Ah well, let the craziness continue. I found this somewhere and thought that I should share.

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that most everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door!

What's a threadkiller?

nicolejoy
Junior Member Oh my...a poor innocent Junior Member has come across this thread. I remember those days. Who wants to answer her question? Not me, I can't. Cuz. Ah, cuz. Ah, I dunno, I just can't.

Zan I loved your joke!!!!!!

:carrot: :devil: FRESH MEAT :devil: :carrot:

If she comes back she is worthy of acceptance....

Only the most elite qualify for membership in threadkiller.....that and a lot of BS.

Easy Bargoo. I'm just starting out and going for my AAS. I'll decide after my first year of college whether I can go for my BS. Don't push it. ;)

Well I don't see any further posts... All right...who scared her off!! I bet it was the MEN! Dang MEN!

Trust me, operator you've got plenty of BS. you don't need to apply for it.

*giggle at the above*


Basically we trade barbs, sallys, and joes until we reach 500 and battle for the closing rights/new thread rights.

Or something like that...

:?:

I'm plum outta Crazies, hey, you! Can I borrow me some? :dizzy:

nicolejoy....if you are still wondering, this is the kind of place that if you think you might belong here, you do.

How many crazies do you want Zan? I will pack 'em up and carry them to your car! (just like the old days) :carrot:

Aw, so sweet and with wonderful service! Thanks, Cathy. Five should do it. ;)

Dang fellow killers....where r u? Hiding from the law? Hiding from the bill collectors? Okay...ollie ollie oxen free!

It's really not my business to speculate on why Gary has been busy, but feel free to infer what you want from the Los Angeles Times:
It's worth clicking the article for the picture: 'Geezer Bandit' hits seventh San Diego area bank

They still haven't caught that guy?!?!

Hmmmm.....he's about the right age for me, smart, good physical shape and must be rich. Maybe he'll head this way!

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuth!

;)

I checked out the article, the picture does resemble Gary......hmmmm

Naw, not even close. Though it may be Bill, he's just trying to throw 'em off his trail! ;)

Can't be Bill, the guy has two ears and Bill is clear across the country.....and Gary lives in that area ....could it be ?

Ah, but that's what BILL wants you to think!

He's got a clever disguise in the photo, no?

;)

:rofl: Thanks BILL!

I will have you all know that is not me...I don't live in Vista....but...

I went to school there...my church is there...I have done business at that bank in the past and I can throw...

OK...I used to be able to throw a rock from my city to Vista :)

dang overused drywall shoulder.....

* sigh * 100 more posts to go.