Threadkiller Lean Mean Thirteen
 

Threadkiller 12 is dead, time to start a new one. Welcome to Lean Mean Thirteen!

Wow I go grocery shopping and its done!

Sorry, I had to sleep in after going Vandal-Killing last night. Little B*****ds!!! :club:
They hit the oldest DDs bf's car Friday. He accused my youngest TO THE COP and got his sorry a** kicked out of my house. So, last night my oldest came in from her game night and was looking out the window at three boys she saw with a baseball bat. When I went outside, they were checking out my neighbor's truck then went around the corner. I ran over to my neighbor's house cause he is freaking huge and the Ward Bishop and we saw them checking out another van. When we caught up with them the one with the bat had disappeared and my neighbor told the other two to expect the cops to be coming around on patrol. They disappeared while we were turning the truck around to head home.

Best part is that it was the jerk bf's own gf that proved his accusation against my youngest WRONG!!! And, I have the Ward Bishop as a witness to the fact that she isn't involved just in case of any lingering suspicions or need to find a scapegoat.

OK, rant over. Gotta get to work finding work. LOVE Y'ALL!!! :grouphug:

Operator, I always want you to be on my side !

Thanks, Bargoo. Ya know, I must have mellowed with age. When this happened several years ago back home, I went after the little B*****ds. I was running down the street and could tell by the silhouettes that they were about 17 to 18 and in shape. It suddenly occurred to me, "What am I gonna do with them if I get my hands on 'em?" Just as I stopped, my husband yells, "Get back in this house!!!" He had been asleep and woke up hearing his wife scream then disappear into the night in her underwear(it was a Tshirt and shorts actually).

What's really stupid is all they took were some kiddie toys. I guess they were just trying to prove they were "Bad" for some low life friends. My X said their break in days were probably over having been chased after by a 5' 2", POd bi*ch looking to pound the crap out of them. At least this time I got myself some back up before going after them.

A word of advice ~

OPERATOR please teach all your neighbors and kids CPR....at your age...chasing young men around the neighborhood could be....well...just teach them CPR....

...SO MUCH FUN!!!!!

And, I wasn't chasing MEN!!! I was chasing PUNKS!!!!

I prefer to think of myself as a German Shepard. I only leap into action when provoked and prefer to maim rather than kill. :p

:lol:

she scares me sometimes.....

Be askeered!:bat:

Be very askeered!!! :badbat:

Buon giorno, mi buon amici!

SHE'S BAAAAAAAACK!!!

I see we have a Threadkiller Mark 13 and Operator is scaring EZ. Keep it up, girl. It lets me know all is right with the world.

are you surprised by any of this??? I know i'm not.



well this is the one thread where i know i have not shared my news yet. there weil be another member to my family come May 10th.

I just love it when ThreadKilllers return and new ones are born into the world...

the cycle continues....

Congratulations mrsaugie
 

Congratulations mrsaugie

That's terrific news.

Congrats, Mrsaugie! Bring HER to me when SHE is ready for HER B*ll Busting lessons.

Operator , I do love your attitude !

What can I say. Chicks rule :encore:and Roosters drool. :drool:

Who rules ?
 

Truer word have never been spoken !!

Good grief!!!






[I'm telling Gary when he comes home.]

BILL...I'm home!!!

boys were my ears burning....

something tells me we have no choice but to keep coming back here until we get the respect we deserve!

Gary already knows. I mean, for Pete's sake, Angie keeps HIS b*lls next to HIS wallet in HER purse.

Big deal....she has all my money in it too...

so what!

Good for Angie !

See, Bill. Gary is already whipped and knows it. Now, we just need to end your confusion in the matter.

You gals are killin' me!

What ever happened to "wives submit to your husbands"....?

"submit to your husbands"
 

The way I read it, it said "husbands love your wives ".

ah....and we both know there is more to that too....but

I just wanna know what happened to women submitting to men....in all things...I have seen the old movies...

We've been liberated.......and it's about time !!!!

Movies are all about fantasy. It was a fantasy then and now the fantasy has been blown away.

So let me get this straight...

women used to have a "dream" of being swept off their feet my a man in shining armor...or kissed by a prince...

to be taken care of....

but now...being liberated...

they are looking for a good solid 9-5 job....

Uh Yeah!!! That way when Mr. Shining Armor decides she's not quite lovely enough(say about the time she turns 30) she has something to fall back on besides a cold stone castle floor. Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

not this knight

Good to know. Then again, you're still trying to find out where your B*lls and Wallet are hidden.

Ya know I love and respect ya and am just givin' ya sh*t, riiiiiiiight?

BTW, what makes Little Miss Ducky Dutchie think she can go parading around the "Fall" thread, but, not come visit us here?:mad:

Couldn't think of anything I could possibly add to such stellar wisdoms as you have already displayed this morning.:D

Thank goodness you're back, Dutchie. Bargoo and I need some break time from keeping Bill and Gary on their toes.

Well, I've been gone too long from Threadkiller and need to catch up-

Operator-can you come to Iowa to take care of a couple neighborhood hoods for me? Bring the explosives, please...

mrsaugie-Congrats on the coming addition to your family!!

As far as the "submission" discussion, I'm staying out of that one, as Gary and Bill have been pummeled enough -- for now;)

Have a great day! Now, I need to go scrub and bake 50 potatoes.....:eek: at least it's not onions-lol!