yet another misinterpretation

this thread runs on confusion

<Sigh> . . . DW and I don't wash our cars as often as before the kids.

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My cars could use a bath too. Then I can take pictures :D

Ive heard of porn...food porn....but car wash porn?

I like it....

I'm a car nut ......lol have a bit of a collection :o

Hmmm hunting for a Halloween avatar now...........................must find one...

Love the new avatar.

It's raining and I'm glad because I really didn't want to work outside today. :)

A goegeous day here...gonna throw the dogs n on Angie in a minute for our walk...takes her about 3 mintes to wake up and 2 to get dressed....

she dresses faster than she pees....

amazing speed...

and I am absolutely totally serious!!!

There's a girl after my own heart. It takes me far less time to get dressed than my BF.

Well I can dress faster than her if she isn't doing the make-up thing...

but she is one that can get out of bed and in 5 minutes or less...brush her teeth and retainer...throw on a t-shirt/shorts/shoes and hat...and be out the door on a run/walk...

me...I hafta have my coffee...at least 20 oz. before I can go anywhere!

she pees amazingly fast too...we both go in and she just kills me in the race....

I will say I am a lot quicker at sex than she is....

typical man!

Quicker ?
 

And that is supposed to be a good thing ?

In EZ's case, it probably is!!!:dz:

:)

You don't hear me whining about it do you? ;)

Sure it is! I can be back to the game before the commercial is over :)

And besides, she has her knitting and yoga :dizzy:

After church today Angie and I are meeting my daughter, at a sports bar for lunch, then the three of us are walking over to see the Lion King!!

Should be a great day without the kidnapper hanging around my daughter....

I know she loves her daddy best!

Monday morning and it is pouring with rain.
yuck.

Seems funny to see you say Monday morning when I haven't yet been to sleep for Sunday night!

good morning everyone it's monday :devil:

Monday morning here to...

Dutchgirl must be out of this world....

Happy last week of October. :yikes: Where the heck does the time go?

it's strange about time, the older you get the faster it seems to go. I am sure Bill will be able to expain to us how this can be possible.

I'm trying not to panic! I have so much to do before I check out.

And the more hair grows on you where it shouldn't....and not where it should.

I"m glad peoples eyesight goes as they age, at my high school reunion sat night people were saying I looked better now than I did 35 years ago....hehe

A friend gave me this fridge magnet just last week..............
"I intend to love forever. So far, so good."

Jokes made for us!

Readers Digest 2004
Top 5 Smart A** Answers

Smart A** Answer #5:

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart A** Answer #4:

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Smart A** Answer #3:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart A** Answer #2:

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it,the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

AND NOW........FOR .THE..

1 SMART A** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2004................

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it , no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart a** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Oh my! I really laughed out loud at the last one. Thanks!

Windy, cold Tuesday here. I guess we are going to get colder, too.
I'm missing summer already......

Great jokes...

getting cold and windy here too but expect temps back in the 80's by the end of the week...

no rain for Halloween...good thing....those pirate cutouts would be a real bust!

not much going on here

not much going on here

not much going on here

Well, we had snow on the grass this morning. I guess it is here.....

Trans Siberian Orchestra has a song that has my favorite line ever about snow. "SNOW! I don't even like the sound of it!" I use that all the time.

We actually had a couple of lovely calm sunny autumn days. Very pleasant.
Ofcourse I was stuck in the office the whole time.
Considerably less pleasant.

Cold and windy in Northern California 55 degrees right now., oh, I know to some of you that seems like a heat wave .

Just back from town - class this morning followed by lunch with a friend. I really wish I could just cozy in with tea and a book but I need to take wee Jazz for a booster shot. Maybe later? Oh boy! Another 40 minutes of driving there and back! :rolleyes:

40 minutes in our rush...hahahahahhahhahahahhhaaahh...rush.....hahah ahahahahaha

traffic gets you about 100 yards....on a good day

I really shouldn't complain as the drive is through beautiful Ontario farmland. It's just that it takes a big hunk out of my day for a ten minute appointment. Today I get to do it again with a trip for a flu shot and then a vacuum cleaner hunting quest. Today's odyssey will be past several lovely lakes. I do live in a gorgeous part of the world so I'll stop crabbing and enjoy.

but crabbing can be so much fun....as long as we get over it quickly...nothing like a good venting to cleanse the mind....

What's going on here?

You all hiding from the Halloween demons?

Thanks for the reminder, Gary. I need to remember to lock the Church tomorrow night. We leave it open all the time except Halloween and during the Fair! Gotta put out my pumpkin lights too or the kidlets won't venture down the dark road and I'll be stuck with chocolate and other disgusting treats. I bought Cheezy bags and a selection of bars that won't tempt me.

I painted up my daughter's face so she looked vampire-ish. I remember when we used to get cute costumes for them. Now, she wants blood draining from the side of her mouth... PRETTY! Love my 15 yo