that happened to me the first time. PUSH it out. Seriously push like you're having a baby or pooping and use your middle finger and thumb to reach in and grab it. I thought I was heading to the ER, but it worked and now I just take it out on the toilet

Originally Posted by Eskinomad:
How is this for TMI..

MY DIVA CUP IS STUCK. AND I CAN. NOT. GET. IT. OUT. !!!

I just bought it last night. I've tried sitting. I've tried squatting. I've tried pulling. I've tried squeezing. But my problem is - I think - it ended up really high UP and so I can't reach it very well!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!

I'm trying not to freak out but if this ends up in an emergency trip to planned parenthood, I am going to just keel over right here.

Pinkflower, I'm pretty sure you could have possibly saved my entire life!! I got it out WITHOUT resorting to tears and tantrums! But gosh that was scary!

Does anyone know HOW bad it is to use lubricant on the silicone for the Diva Cup? I know it says not to, but is it like a "Ehhh, better to NOT use it" kind of "don't" or a "You will absolutely ruin it within 2 months if you use lubricant, and subsequently kill your neighbors dog" kind of "don't"?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....sorry Eskinomad, I am drunk. And that was funny. I'm glad the situation has been resolved.

Sometimes if I'm in a bad mood and I notice that my farts are especially toxic, I'll cup my hands around my bum and "release" them right in front of my fiance's face. That may have happened today.

I'm drunk, sorry...more TMI is coming out than I want to even share in the TMI thread, lol.

Megan you are hilarious! ...you and your palm bombs. :lol: i'll have to think of some tmi to share and come back.

Originally Posted by Eskinomad:
How is this for TMI..

MY DIVA CUP IS STUCK. AND I CAN. NOT. GET. IT. OUT. !!!

I just bought it last night. I've tried sitting. I've tried squatting. I've tried pulling. I've tried squeezing. But my problem is - I think - it ended up really high UP and so I can't reach it very well!!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!

I'm trying not to freak out but if this ends up in an emergency trip to planned parenthood, I am going to just keel over right here.

Ok this is so funny! reminds me of that sex and the city episode where carrie's diaphragm gets stuck and samantha has to help her. i'm glad all is resolved!
i have to comment on the cervix talk. i actually got really in-tune with my body when i wanted to conceive my son (who is now 6 months old:D), by checking my cervix and fertile signs i knew THE EXACT DATE we conceived him. it's so interesting. if any of you are interested there is a girl online who took pictures of her cervix everyday of the month so you can see how your body gears up for pregnancy. it's so neat. i believe she is a midwifery student, so it was for research. can we link here? www.beautifulcervix.com
i'm warning you-it's not pretty :)

jess jp - WOW WOW WOW WOW @ those pictures! I'm in awe.

I do not have children, nor do I want them anytime soon...but I don't even know how you would BEGIN to take pictures of your cervix. Thanks for sharing the link!

krizstyling-i remember reading she used a speculum and a bright lamp lol

Originally Posted by jess jp:
krizstyling-i remember reading she used a speculum and a bright lamp lol

OUCH! Hahaha thanks for clearing that up for me!

Originally Posted by aml:
oh man, an ex boyfriend and i lost a condom once. it was the most terrifying 10 minutes of my life. he immediately went to google it and i just stayed in the bathroom trying to get it out and being so upset :\

Oh man...I did this with a "male friend" [read: hookup buddy who I wanted more from. Now? Not so much. New bf out with the old...anywho] The condom came off and we were both hammered. He was like "where is it?!?" I was like Idk. He asked if I had it. I didn't get it...we looked under the bed,etc. Then I told him if I had it, I'd have known. Figuring it just got lost, he opened a new one and we went at it again. Well, something felt odd to him and when he began using the fingers he found it. Bahahaha. He was like "uh..." and I was like wow. It did not stop the action though. Ridic. We just kind of laughed about that the entire night.

hi all! great posts! I also have a poo facination. I have a completley weak stomach, if anything is even slightly, borderline yucky then I get the runs. So everytime it happens I spend I good two minutes staring angriliy into the toilet bowl to see if I can see what caused it! Hubby walked in on me once while I was standing there, fully clothed hands on hips, glaring at my poo. He asked what I was doing and I said I think I dropped some change out of my pocket into the loo. He said for god sakes just leave it! LOL

focused hahaha, your post CRACKED me up! i just got a mental image of you standing there staring into the toilet like you were looking disapprovingly at children who have been bad :)

HAHAHAHA i love this thread! one TMI thing for me is when my hubby comes to pee or poo while im in the bathroom doing my hair or something and i catch sight of what it is through the corner of my eye and have to tell him to drink more water etc. lol...it drives him crazy but i tell him he shouldnt come in there unless he wants my help!

Originally Posted by bitetoobreakkskin:
HAHAHAHA i love this thread! one TMI thing for me is when my hubby comes to pee or poo while im in the bathroom doing my hair or something and i catch sight of what it is through the corner of my eye and have to tell him to drink more water etc. lol...it drives him crazy but i tell him he shouldnt come in there unless he wants my help!

:lol:
my hubby sometimes wants to hang out with me while he poos. he's like "come hang out with me-bring your computer" lol-to look at funny stuff or whatever.
do you guys ever poo in front of your guys? i've done it once because i knew it'd be quick and painless and silent............................omg. lol plus i was tipsy.

lol no i lock the door and after 6 yrs still have not done it in front of him...i have told him about what was coming out though lol

Yeah - I couldn't either. I would pee in front of him, but haven't yet. I don't even like to poop while he's home - period! Even after 3 years of living together!