Lydia,
thanks for the nice explanation of gym cleavage. I kinda thought it was something along these lines, but I was not sure ("When in doubt, ask Lydia!"

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I refer to it as Goldie Hawn cleavage. I saw her a few times in very low cut evening dress with spaghetti straps (mostly red carpet moments) and that's what her chest looked like. I tried to google up a picture of her but did not come up with anything useful for this discussion.
Well, I will never have a gym cleavage - I have a plenty of cleavage already!

Mel, thanks for the assurance that chest exercises will help to get the saggy stuff a big higher. My boobs were never the perky kind.
I watched the clip with the gym blips and ouch, I find it too painful to watch. I laughed at the fish tank episode though, that was funny. I guess the rest reminded too much of the moment from the Beijing Olympics when the Hungarian weight lifter dislocated his elbow, it was awful to hear his screams. Here is the
clicky - in the third rerun (from above) you can actually see clearly when the elbow pops out. Poor guy.
Otherwise, I am grumpy today. Winter arrived early and we already have a several inches of snow and it keeps coming. It is supposed to continue snowing (6 more inches in the forecast for saturday). this is going to have a very adverse effect on my workouts. If I have to get up at 5:30 to shovel, then I can't be at the gym. Besides, shoveling puts too much strain on my right arm/shoulder. We had a horrible winter last year (snow-wise) and I was hoping it will be better this year. Generally, we don't get too much snow until after Christmas. It's way too early for this. I HATE WINTER.
Oh well. Thanks for letting me vent.
Oh, I forgot to add - Mel, a coleague of mine built his own slideboard for his son, who is about 10 yrs old (but the kid is a hockey and gold whiz). He told me about it last year, apparently it is something hockey players use a lot (well, I can see why). He said it was really easy to make, so maybe you can have your own version at home. :-)