Hello Beautiful Ladies
I want to thank you'll for being so awesome and making me laugh my butt off (OMG IT"S ALREADY GONE!

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Rusty I love your hair! How many times have I dyed my hair red? I love it, about 10! So lets see MG's hair!
Okay MG I like to eat everything on your hate list except BUGS! Which is pretty weird for a monkey!

Give me your sushi and your oysters, which are awesome by the way with lots o hot sauce, I will save you all. I of couse have a mild reaction to shell fish so I often get a bit buzzed from eating it
Okay I like trash tabloids and Women's Mags. This is my big confession, but I mean Chemical and Engineering News can be so dull sometimes. And most people would rather dish on Angelina Jolie than some chemical reaction. So let me tell you'll about my secret pleasure!
1. The Star- It tends to be pretty accurate except for Oprah who I think hires a fat body double to walk around Chicago to screw them up.
2. The Enquirer-I hate to love them. They are totally awful and inappropriate, they bother stars at way too personal moments. And I loathe myself everytime I buy one!
3. Glamour-how stupid do they really believe women are. ANY WOMEN WHO TAKE THIS AS REAL ADVICE, these people are morons, and Men Should worry about pleasing us! When I read this I can feel my IQ dropping
4. Cosmo-SEE GLAMOUR!
5. And the list goes on!
So there are my 2 cents!
Ms. Chris
