Everyone seen the sticky at the top of the forum? Channel 5 want us! :balloons: Thankfully not for The Farm :moo: :ink: I saw them inseminating turkeys on that the other night :o :o

:D

I've been to the doc's, guess what... "it's just a virus" :dz:

Oooh I just found this

The Rules of Eating Chocolate

- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

- Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

- The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

- Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

- If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

- If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

- Money talks. Chocolate sings.

-Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

- Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A: Because no one wants to quit.

- Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

- A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

- If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

:rofl:

Last night chocolate was calling me but the only choc about is a bar my sister brought back from Ireland for my other sister so I could hardly replace that. I've already had mine. :T :D

Oooooh! I e-mailed the channel 5 thing!

They've just rung me up! GO for it chickies, Fame awaits! They want a pic, I'd better find a horrid one! :lol:

They won't want you :p they want fat people like ME. :fr:

Oh I saw a 'you are what you eat' magazine today is this new? The lovely face of 'Dr' Gillian McKeith was on the front of it, good job I had nothing sharp to hand. :angel: :drill:

:lol:

Well in that case Veg, ring 'em up!

I hope it's a contest stylee thingy, we could have a challenge!

Well done Frus, congrats on the job front :cp:

Hope you're feeling better soon

x

I've had pizza.......

Feeling better now! :D

Ah, the magical healing properties of pizza - marvellous ;)

I had chocolate today. But I more than worked it off so I don't care. I've got a cold and it made me feel better. Or that's my excuse ;)

Congrats on the job!

Hmm, to get in touch about the programme. Sounds interesting, but I'll probably decline. I'm just a publicity shy shrinking violet ;)

Oh my she likes her challenges! I can't go on channel 5 I might be next to some dodgy film. :lol: I think everyone else should get in touch though. :D

Congratulations on the job Frus :cp:

I have'nt looked at the sticky yet but will do before I sign off ;) i've just had a pleasant surprise :D I have'nt been weighing :eek: no point really as i've been drinking beer and eating chocolate all through the birthday celebrations (which usually lasts a few days :devil: :lol: ) anyway, from weighing 172lbs last week at the docs i'm now 168.5lbs (on mine :shrug: ) DRESSED in the afternoon :yikes: don't know if its a fluke or what so i'll get weighed again NEKKED in the morning :rofl:

Oh yeh, I finished those anti-inflammatories on Sunday so maybe thats got something to do with it :shrug:

:bravo: cat! Doctor's scales always weigh heavy! ;)