Ok last post from me I promise 
for a couple hours anyway....
My mom sent me this email and I usually don't forward crap but this one was tooo funny to pass up!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age
Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to wash my car.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is
mail on the hall table.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail
in the trash can under the table, and notice that the
trash can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and
take out the trash first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the
mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as
well pay the bills first.
I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there
is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk
in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can
of Coke that I had been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to
push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock
it over.
I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I
should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of
flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be
watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my
reading glasses that I've been searching for all
morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first
I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a
container with water and suddenly I spot the TV
remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will
be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that
it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back
in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the
flowers.
I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it
spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some
towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the
hall trying to remember what I was planning to do
At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills
aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on
the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is
still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the
remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember
what I did with the car keys. Then when I try to
figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and
I'm really tired I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll
check my e-mail.
Hope everything turns out ok. Ok I might go get the foundation anyway... Can you give the name again so I make sure I get the right one 
: Hope the tynelol works 
. I have know idea why? Hope you are feeling better. It is the pits trying to take care of the kids and yourself when you are sick. But I always say to myself I would rather be sick than them. Last night I had a hot fudge, carmel, pecan turtle sundae. A big one. I feel so guilty but my dad bought one for all of us and how was I suppose to turn it down 
. It was great but I feel so guilty. Btw, I would love a breast lift after breastfeeding two babies 
!!
THAT IS JUST AWESOME! YOU GO GIRL! WOOO HOOO!!!
I will try to post later but if not I'll talk to you all in the morning! 
