[Deelite]

Oh Sherry your image is so funny. You come up with the best ones.

Lisa I am really sorry to hear all the bad news. I know what it is like to have a mom have breast cancer.

Thank you everyone for thinking of me. I will try to post more tomorrow. I am just heading out to the YMCA.

[Titan Card Fan]

I received this yesterday from a friend. I had to share.


A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde
>female
>>>neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She
>>>opened
>>>it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she
>came
>>>out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it,
slammed
>it
>>>shut again.
>>>Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to
>>>edge
>>>the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it
and
>>>then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man
>>>asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly
>>>is!"
>>>(are you ready? ... this is a beauty ...)
>>>
>>>" My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

[Jennelle]

Dee...TOO funny!

Sherry - everytime I get a prescription for antibiotics, I always have the doctor go on and write me a prescription for yeast infection meds. It never fails....

[Maui Wowie]

Originally posted by gdeann
FANTASTIC Jeanne!!!! You are doing SUPER!!!!!!
I'm not a big fan of ground turkey, but I picked up some & mixed it half & half with extra lean ground beef. Last night I made a patty fixed on the grill with a sprinkling of worshire sauce then topped with a slice of pepper jack cheese....YUMMY!

Can you give a sample or two of your daily menu???

Hi Gayle,
My daily menu is not very creative although I have eaten out for several meals.

Breakfast--2 eggs with bacon or an omelette with ham and cheese; decaf coffee with half and half;

snack--hard boiled egg or slice of meat or cheese

Lunch--lettuce with a can of tuna or grilled chicken with Ceasar salad dressing;

snack--olives or cheese or avocado

Dinner--chicken or beef (cube steaks are easy) or pork chops and a veggie (salad or spinach or brocolli or asparagus) with butter or Ranch dressing

Dessert--diet Jello with whipped cream.

WATER all day long....and that's it.

I told my mom yesterday that I was doing Atkins and she was not pleased..."too much fat". Hey, this isn't any more than what I was eating before (other than the mass quantities of eggs). I used to have cereal and a banana every morning so that has been a big change for me.

Let me know if you have any other questions...obviously I have a lot to say on the subject!

Love to all the Floozies,

[gdeann]

Jeanne: THANK YOU!! Do you weigh out your portions of meat??? I guess the old school of dieting is stuck in my head! BTW: When I count the calories too, I am not that far off from what I use to eat on a low fat diet! Who would of thunk it!!!!

[Maui Wowie]

Originally posted by gdeann
Do you weigh out your portions of meat??? I guess the old school of dieting is stuck in my head! BTW: When I count the calories too, I am not that far off from what I use to eat on a low fat diet! Who would of thunk it!!!!

That's the beauty of Atkins...I don't weigh anything (except for myself!). The only rule is to not over do it.

[lisavemt]

Dee great joke!

Sherry, they're not hot flashes! They're POWER SURGES!!! LOL


Thanks for all the great wishes. Mom's surgery is planned for this coming Tuesday. That's if her infection from the lumpectomy has cleared up. I will drive down there on Monday night and be with her on Tuesday. She will then go to my Aunt's house for a few days. She did tell me that they will keep her over night at the hospital.

Well my baby will be turning 6 on Saturday. I already know what happens when cute little girls grow up..... They become obnoxious cute teenager girls! I keep asking my baby to quit growing and stay being my baby. She wants no part of it, LOL. All she can talk about these days is what she's going to do when she's 17! I have no idea where she comes up with such stuff. She'll just walk in a room and say, "Ya know when I'm 17 I'm gonna ......" and it can be hilarious some times. God Save Me!.... Sarah is her sweet and moody self. She just started her womanly monthly thing and she's not so sure about it. Although I do know that there's two other girls in her class who've started also. I keep trying to reassure her that's it's a fact of life and she's not so different than everyone else. But you know how girls can be. They want to be EXACTLY like everyone else. God Bless Them.

Ok it's off to bake cupcakes for kindegarten.

[Sherry]

This is so neat!! Try it!

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have dinner out. (try for more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2


3. Add 5.


4. Multiply it by 50 -



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753.... If you haven't, add 1752..........



6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



You should have a three digit number ..




The first digit of this was your original number

(I.e., how many times you want to have eat out each week.)



The next two numbers are...





YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)

[siamese]

helloooooo remember me?
im back!!!!
my stupid phone got shut off.
miss everybody.
im so far behind nut wanted to let you know im alive.
i havent a chance to catch up.
my emails bout to explode.
hoping everyone is well.
catch me up gals!
hugs,
doni

[ShelleyM]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHAZZY Have a wonderful day!!

Doni-Good to hear from you.

Gayle and Jeanne-How is Atkins going?? You girls are doing great!!

Sherry-I will have to try that when I get a chance. I can't right now, since I am getting ready to go to work.

Lisa-I continue to keep you and yours in my prayers.

No time to address everyone--gotta go. TGIF!!!!

[Sherry]

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please Go To #97.............A New Thread Has Been Started!!!